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Ted Cruz Skeeves Out Twitter Users With Lewd Joke About Mickey And Pluto Having Sex

Ted Cruz made a lewd joke about Mickey Mouse and Pluto while trying to buy the Disney Company.

Disney's opposition to Florida's new "Don't Say Gay" law that critics fear will endanger LGBTQ children was a point of contention for the Texas Republican.

Cruz chose to make a joke about Disney showing Mickey Mouse and Pluto having sex since he acknowledged the fears and concerns of marginalized groups.

He said that there are people who are misguided, trying to drive Disney to step in.

The co-host joked that he was thankful for that image.

Cruz said, "Come on, guys, these are kids and, you know, you could always shift to Cinemax if you want that!"

Cruz was attempting a joke when he said Disney has not decided to depict the animated characters. If people walked away from this misconception, he would be fine.

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) slams Disney for opposing Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” law:

“In every episode now, they’re gonna have Mickey and Pluto going at it … You can always shift to Cinemax if you want that.” pic.twitter.com/iZX82OiyC2

The Recount is on April 19, 2022.

His made-up scenario was frightening to many users.

In this 38 second clip, Ted completely makes something up (Disney is showing gay sex!) and then gets mad at the thing he's made up (my kids can't watch Disney anymore because of the gay sex). https://t.co/EoWHMlLNCM

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 19, 2022

Shorter Ted Cruz: 'It's amazing how much people are misrepresenting the Florida "Don't Say Gay" law, but those groomers at Disney are going to have Mickey and Pluto having sex in every episode now to try and indoctrinate your kids.' https://t.co/f9ncDUW7et

— The Wokest Numbersmuncher (@NumbersMuncher) April 19, 2022

This man is openly fetishizing childrens’ cartoon characters in public and they’ll still say gay people are the ones telling your kids weird stuff https://t.co/QdHSsIlbvl

— Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge) April 19, 2022

Imagine how disgusting your brain has to be that when you think of LGBTQ+ inclusion in animation you INSTANTLY think of a mouse fucking his pet dog https://t.co/9ONWXgIJ5T

— Jay Jurden Just Jokes...Again 5/21/22 (@JayJurden) April 19, 2022

The article was originally on HuffPost.

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