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I'm considering moving to Florida to keep my kids safe from math.

The governor of the state of the sunshine has taken a stand against liberal attempts to use math textbooks to make young American students into woke and genderless soy children.

More than 50 math textbooks have been rejected by the Florida Department of Education because they included nation-destructive concepts.

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis

Ignorance keeps me safe

I don't know what critical race theory or social emotional learning are, because I've been told they're dangerous, and I'll turn into a lib if I search for them. Education officials caught those textbooks before students were allowed to learn something.

Other states continue to follow Florida's lead when it comes to education, as we continue to reinforce parents' rights by providing their children with a world-class education.

We did it, the U.N. climate change report says.

The public was not given any specific examples of the dangerous and divisive concepts in math textbooks that the commissioner and the entire administration are so concerned about. That's a smart move, because it protects us all from possible accidental arithmetical indoctrination, and it makes the Democrats mad.

Critical race theory

They haven't shown us what's inside the books that they claim is critical race theory, and there's a reason they did that.

Nice try, social justice warrior. I've done my research by watching Fox News, which taught me that anyone who says otherwise is a socialist.

A 'very transparent' process?

Jeanette Nunez spoke with Fox News and said that there has been a systematic attempt by these publishers to get our children to read critical race theory in school.

It's good enough for me. I can fill in the blanks.

Russians will be documented for war crimes. And brought to justice.

I'm pretty sure these textbooks have references to equilateral triangles, which have three equal sides and three equal angles that are always 60 degrees. This is in-your-face geometric messaging, demanding young kids embrace controversial concepts like equality and the soft, liberal idea that all are equal.

Three 60-degree angles? 6-6) That is satanism. People, do the math. Don't, actually. Satan wins if you do.

Our children should only be learning about the traditional right triangle, with occasional references to the isosceles triangle in advanced grades.

74.2 million votes > 81.3 million votes

If Joe Biden received 81.3 million votes in the 2020 presidential election and Donald Trump received 74.2 million votes, students would be able to read a word problem.

Texans must love Gov. Greg Abbott's Kindness-to-Migrants Busing Initiative.

Donald Trump is the right answer because Joe Biden cheated.

Don't get me started on any K-12 books that teach about binomials, trinomials and polynomials. These are children, for God!

I don't have any evidence of this, but I'm pretty sure these banned textbooks included pages of nonsense about Critical Rhombus Theory, which asserts that square supremacy is a social construct embedded in Euclidean. I will not allow a teacher to make my kids feel guilty about the history of shapes.

Audience members join Ben Frazier, founder of the Northside Coalition of Jacksonville, in chanting, “Allow teachers to teach the truth,” on Thursday at the Florida State College at Jacksonville’s Advanced Technology Center, during public comments on the state’s plans to ban the teaching of critical race theory in state public schools.
Audience members join Ben Frazier, founder of the Northside Coalition of Jacksonville, in chanting, “Allow teachers to teach the truth,” on Thursday at the Florida State College at Jacksonville’s Advanced Technology Center, during public comments on the state’s plans to ban the teaching of critical race theory in state public schools.

I'm moving my family to Florida because students are taught proper math and encouraged to answer patriotic math questions.

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