The trailer arrived earlier today and sent the internet into a frenzy.

With Taika Waititi at the helm, fresh off the Revenge (in our hearts, at least, since filming of Our Flag Means Death), we also get looks at Chris Hemsworth as THOR, Natalie Portman as Jane Foster, and Lady THOR. The God-Butcher, the villain played by Christian Bale, is still present, but there is no sign of him.

Thor running through the woods

There are a few images of younger THORs running through a forest as the voice-over begins. It's very silly, but we get a glimpse of a retro Thor costume, complete with yellow wraps for shoes, goofy helmet, and weird belt. This is one of the early comic-book designs that was updated before the movie.

A tree on a hill during a sunset

On a planet with a double sun system, Thor meditates under a tree with small pieces of fabric tied to the branches. This is a wishing tree, which is common folklore in many cultures, but this image feels directly inspired by the Hindu tradition, with the tree's silhouette resembling a Banyan tree. The universe is hung upon a tree of life called Yggdrasil. This is going to be a version of Eat, Pray, Love.

Thor using chains to work out

It seems that it never learns from its mistakes. Chris Hemsworth was hired because he looks like a very fit god, but did we really need this poorly-thought-out training regimen? This seems like a bad choice after how fans reacted to the fatphobia surrounding the movie. You could not have made a joke about fat people. If you don't want him in a fat suit, just have him show up without one in the first scene. We don't need this, and we didn't ask for it.

Thor working out in front of a giant CGI skeleton

There is also a giant, chained skeleton. I am expecting a lot from the studio, but I would like to be impressed with the work they are doing. There are no clues about who this guy is. Ymir? Too tropical. Is it surtur? The guy has his skull. Where is this rock giant? He looks like the first model for an Elden Ring villain and not something that should have made it into the final cut of a movie.

Thor standing on a rock in front of an alien species as the Guardians roll their eyes

A rock-god look wouldn't be out of place in a Guns N' Roses music video, as evidenced by the scene in the movie in which he throws off his robe and shows up where the Guardians are protecting a blue-skinned alien species. I could be wrong about the vista being the same as the wishing tree.

Thor and Korg smiling upwards

Korg shows up in blue and red harlequin pants with gold accents and boots with the fur, and I love it. Taika Waititi is the most extra bitch on the planet.

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There are two seconds of the characters Tanngrisnir and Tanngnj. They might show up for more than a brief appearance in the film, since they seem to be performing their mythological duties.

Floating islands with white buildings and greenery

This might be the avenger version of Olympus, but with a hanging garden vibe and a lot of peaked structures that look like Angkor Wat. It would be nice to have the home of Greek and Roman gods look like it was built in Roman times. I'm expecting too much from Marvel.

Thor kissing a blue-haired sailor.

Who is this person? Is this woman getting just desserts or is she going to be thrown into the MCU to finish off a man's emotional arcs without any follow-up or secondary appearances?

Russell Crowe as Zeus before a sci-fi Olympian audience

There is a lot of this pose going around. Here we have a close-up of a lot of bad gold lam and a lightening bolt from Zeus. I wish I could say that I enjoy this movie, but the fact thatCrowe is wearing gold and has two sexy babes to his right kills the vibe.

A CGI frame of a comic panel drawn by Esad Ribíc depicting a monster's corpse in a snowy landscape

The image is from a comic panel drawn by Esad Rib. The movie is sticking to the God Butcher arc, but who knows if RibED;c was credited or paid for it. My bet is that the contributions of comic book creatives to the MCU will not be acknowledged.

Tessa Thompson as King Valkyrie in a suit, sitting down and looking annoyed

I've never felt more robbed in my life than when King Valkyrie gets one second of screentime. She doesn't like what's going on around her, and it looks like she's unhappy with the way New Asgard has turned into a tourist destination.

Natalie Portman as Thor/Jane Foster, wielding Mjolnir

Here it is! I can quit the franchise because I love a woman who can kill me. I wish we had more of Jane Foster-Thor in this trailer, but this is just a glimpse, so I suppose this brief glimpse will suffice for now. This seems like a bit of an undersell, but who knows when this will happen in the movie. I will only watch the movie for this woman.

Is it a car? Is it in the background? What is happening? On July 8th, there will be a movie called THOR: LOVE AND THUD.

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