10 Times the Troll King Made Us Regret the Existence of Twitter

Musk, a self-proclaimed free speech advocate and troll, may or may not own a social media site. He already holds 9% of the company's stock, and he offered $43 billion for the rest, though he said he was not sure he would be able to. In the spirit of our future birdbrained overlord, let's take a trip down memory lane and revisit some of the most memorable verbal adventures on the social network. Whether it's talking shit about a guy who saved a bunch of children in a cave, or bashing politicians, we all know that Elon won't pull any punches when it comes to speaking his mind. There are a few times when the CEO of the company took his powers to the max. Enjoy.

The USA's biggest billionaire-hater is in one corner. The world's richest man is in the other. Do they like each other? I don't think so. It was surprising that Musk didn't have a rocket scrawl, or that the taxes were not raised. It could still happen.

I'm all for trolling Jeff Bezos, but that troll being Musk negates the pleasure of it. The Amazon man was the subject of an attack by theTesla man after Bezos bragged about being one of the world's most successful entrepreneurs. Musk gave him a silver medal to remind him that he was still richer than the former Amazon CEO.

Musk trolled the company's new leader, Parag Agrawal, with a meme comparing him to Stalin. An unfortunate secret police officer was edited out of history after his execution in a famous piece of Soviet propaganda. Agrawal is only running one of the biggest companies in the country, but he should be compared to a communist autocrat.

Musk got into it with a cave diver who helped rescue 12 Thai boys and their soccer coach from the flooded Tham Luang cave complex in the summer of 2018).

The diver, Vernon Unsworth, apparently angered Musk by saying that the air-filled tube that Musk provided to assist with the rescue effort had not been helpful. Musk suggested that Unsworth was a child molester. Musk apologized after the backlash. Musk won out in court after Unsworth sued him for defamation. Boo.

Ron Wyden pointed out that the richest people in the world should pay more in taxes. Musk replied by asking why the Senator's genitals looked like he just came.

Musk used the social media platform to show his support for West. It makes sense. Wealthy people need to stick together.

Two guys are hanging out. We were invited to witness the bromance between himself and the future President of the United States. If he ever becomes president, he will probably say the word "Tesla" without a problem.

Earlier this year, he used his powers for evil again when he tried to convince a restaurant chain to use his alt-coin as a payment method. He said he would force Americans to watch him eat a hamburger.

We can't decipher the lyrics of the Star-Spangled Banner, but Musk used to do that. A vague reference to how hard his life is. Is it genuine patriotism?

If we allow them to take our freedom, there will be no Mars. If we allow them to take our freedom, there will be no Mars. If there is no Mars, it will be.

Few sentences have the same stupidity as this one. I can hear it now that Musk has said it. I will have to live my whole life with these words. Thank you a lot, Musk man. We can expect a lot more where that came from if the Telsa CEO's coup is successful.

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Jefferson is credited with quotes about gun rights and vaccine mandates.