Billy Hoyle made rabbit tureen out of Bugs and Space Jam didn't make it into the tournament. We wanted to avoid sports because Michael Jordan and LeBron James were ineligible because they were playing themselves.

All of you who forgot about the greatness of a player before he was injured should watch old Magic highlights instead of the Obi-Wan Kenobi trailer.

Billy's jumper and handle will have to be on point to counteract Neon's strength and size. Both players have charisma, and Hoyle's trash-talking versus Neon's pull will be intriguing. When he was asked to carry a film, like he did in the 2000s Lakers, we end up with a lot of lines. I'm always willing to let Nick Nolte cook, and he's good at grilling steaks with gasoline in Blue Chips.

If this comes down to a shooting contest with Neon standing at the top of the 3-point line needing to hit a jumper not to lose, Billy is going to let him know he's hustled players a lot better than Bou. Don't worry, Neon, the NBA is better than White Men Can Jump 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold.