Bridgerton Season 2 came out a week ago, and TikTok has not recovered. Fans were quick to make edits and analyses of the show, which have taken over my FYP despite the fact that I haven't watched it. TikTok picked up on the most important moment of the Oscars, and they are discussing the worst thing to be sentenced for life.

Bridgerton was written by a woman

Everyone is horny for Anthony Bridgerton. I haven't watched the new season yet, but I have seen Anthony Bridgerton get out of the water in his soaking wet white shirt, thanks to the devoted fan editors.

The influx of Bridgerton content on my FYP makes me disinclined to watch the new season because I feel like I get the idea that Anthony and Kate have a slow burn with lots of longing eye contact and hand brushes.

The season has brought back written-by-a-woman discourse on TikTok, which took over the app last summer. It is being applied to a character who is written by women and not famous men. Users are pointing out the ways in which Anthony screams. You can't tell me that the entire moment was written by a woman, before playing a scene where Anthony resembles Kate. The video has over 66,000 likes.

The hot priest from Fleabag is a straight man written by a woman and played by a gay man. Anthony is also a straight man, according to the account, which pointed out that he was written by a gay man. The discourse continues to evolve.

I actually did it myself 

The Oscars were the other major cultural event of the week, and the only things we should be talking about are the Julia Fox soundbites. The Uncut Gems actor was asked if he had a make-up artist that did eye make-up, and he softly responded, "I actually did it myself." Yeah, yeah.

I actually did it myself. They are posting videos about what they did. Over 20,000 videos have used the clip. One example of the trend is a video bybrutallyblondish, which reads "When you're going over the excel spreadsheet and someone says, "Who sent this over?" Why is the data so messed up? When my husband tells people we had a baby, that is another one.

The excel example of the trend.

I would be crying, too. Credit: TikTok / brutallyblondish

Fox has gotten the TikTok treatment before. She went viral for her pronunciation of Uncut Gems. Fox will bless us with interviews that translate to TikTok trends.

Have I crossed the line?

To post about something a judge would sentence you to that would leave you in shambles is what TikTokkers are doing. These aren't things an actual judge would sentence you to, but whatever unique thing you would find to be a cruel and unusual punishment. There have been thousands of videos made to sound.

My favorite example of the trend is a video posted by streetgrandma that says "I hereby sentence you to a lifetime of wearing only women's fitted tee shirts."

The fitted tee example of the trend.

The girls that get it, get it. Credit: TikTok / streetgrandma

The British accent example of the trend.

Credit: TikTok / aymansbooks