A college kid who is tracking Musk's flight movements around the world has prompted the billionaire to purchase hundreds of private jets. Every day, a jet will move to a different spot.

Musk tried to pay off the college kid who was using publicly available information to track Musk's private jet movements, but he was turned down.

Musk used a few of his billions of dollars to purchase an entire fleet of private jets from various companies. Some of the planes are still being built.

The CEO's of several companies were quite shocked at the purchase and are scrambling to find parts to build the new aircraft for Musk. The CEO of LearJets, with a 949 million dollar purchase order in hand, tore up previous purchase orders from the #6 and #7 billionaires on the list of the world's richest people in order to give their planes to Musk.

The only condition of his purchase with each air carrier was that they must take his order in Dogecoin, which sent a few CEOs scrambling to figure out exactly what Dogecoin was. The finance department from a jet company lost access to their wallet during the transaction, which resulted in a loss of 49 million dollars.

Musk plans to use the fleet of aircraft to confuse the kid who is following him on the social networking site.

If this plan doesn't work then I will ban his account and buy him a new one. I will buy Gab and Gettr, but not Facebook, because Zuck is a bit of a dick.