Sometimes it feels like our overlords are programming into our simulation.

Joe Rogan is offering to help Musk train so that he can kick Putin.

This isn't the world's dumbest round ofCards Against Humanity, it's actually something the Rogan said on a recent episode.

Rogan told Monty Franklin that he offered his services. If you really do fight Putin, I will arrange all your training.

Rogan said it would be so epic.

Musk claimed that he fought and threw a Sumo wrestler, but no one could confirm or deny the validity of his claims.

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— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 21, 2022

Pissing Contest

Though it has been more than a year since the last time Musk went on Rogan's show, the pair have been friendly in the past, with the host setting the backdrop for the most famous Musk meme.

Rogan thinks that Musk could take Putin because he is taller than the Russian president.

He is a very big man. He is not small. Rogan said that Putin is one inch shorter than him.

It would be difficult to place bets if we had to, because the whole thing stinks of toxic masculinity.

The Russian Space Chief responded to Musk's challenge to fight Putin.

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