The second season of Bridgerton just hit the streaming service, so we need to revisit our very serious ranking of crushes from the series. The Duke of Hastings is no longer in the picture, but the ton is still worth a look, from Bridgertons right up to our own picks for the diamond of the season.

We separated our crushes into categories, and stayed away from married members of the ton. Most of these characters want to get married, and we are available.

Worst: The Bridgerton Siblings

24. Colin Bridgerton

A woman with short brown hair and a man in a suit, both looking incredulously at something off camera.

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A romantic paragon who is kind, loves hard, and is full of forgiveness is a pro. Leave Marina alone! What did you think was going to happen there? Stop talking about Greece.

23. Eloise Bridgerton

She uses all the above qualities to stomp over people and get her friends in trouble.

22. Benedict Bridgerton

Is it a pro to paint? Con: paint. His whole plot is made of paint. Not being gay for some reason.

Harmless randos

21. The dudes from the races

Two young men and two young women in Regency clothing watching horse races.

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Cons: Kate's suitor did not take Marriagemart seriously enough, and he turned out to be a plant from Anthony.

20. Naked lady from Benedict’s art school

Do we know her name?

19. Eloise’s footman who takes her to Theo

What is his name?

18. The poor dweebs who wanna dance with Eloise

Two young men in Regency formalwear approach a young woman, asking for a dance; still from "Bridgerton."

Poor kids never stood a chance. Credit: Screen shot / Netflix

They seem nice. There are puppets of societal convention.

What is the Regency term for THOT?

17. Prudence Featherington

Her mom is cool? It is hard to remember which Featherington sister she is.

16. Philipa Featherington

She is cool, but I thought she was Prudence until we started to work on this article.

15. Cressida Cowper

A blonde woman dancing formally with a man in a suit.

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Glacial beauty, money, ruthlessness are all pro. If you don't read Whistledown, you have a sense of style. More like toothless. Come up with a scheme that will work.

14. Mr. Finch

The best cheese board you have ever had will be put together by the pro.

Playing with fire

13. Madame Delacroix

Her designs went out of style and she wasn't around as much.

12. New Lord Featherington

A man in a Regency era suit walking down a flight of stairs.

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Anna Delvey voice POOR is a pros and a cons.

11. Theo Sharpe

We barely know the guy, but he's hot, smart, and feminist. He could be the Georgian version of Jess Mariano.

MILF Island

10. Mrs. Varley

Two women in Regency wear share a knowing look; still from "Bridgerton."

Varley knows what's up. Credit: Screen shot / Netflix

She is a bit of a catastrophist, isn't she?

9. Violet Bridgerton

One of the sweetest characters in the series, a romantic who wants her children to be happy, but she is also tied with Anthony for Most Traumatized Bridgerton.

8. Daphne Basset (neé Bridgerton)

She is pretty perfect. The Duke burns for her because she just graduated from the Bridgerton sibling section to the MILF section. Give her time.

7. Mary Sharma

A middle aged Indian woman in Regency era clothing holding a large corgi on her lap.

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Always a diamond is a pro. Con: Still in love with her dead husband, probably.

6. Portia Featherington

She has a great taste in flowers and is an absolutely devious person. Portia is terrible and perfect.

5. Lady Danbury

The cheekbones are outstanding. Out. There is a person standing. Not technically a military base. I think kids need to be a part of the military.

The diamonds

4. Penelope Featherington

A young woman with red hair in a pink, Regency era nightdress.

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Lady Whistledown can ruin people's lives with her quill and ink and is a brilliant writer. Society is wrong for her.

3. Edwina Sharma

She was that blind, but she was a diamond in every sense.

2. Anthony Bridgerton

Pros: Well-mannered, determined, smokin' hot, got a cool new haircut.

1. Kate Sharma

An Indian woman in a blue and purple dress sitting in a chair in a parlor. A few feet away sits a white man in a suit in another chair.

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Whew. A boy. Oh my god. Oh my god? She is the most beautiful. Just look. At. Her. Is she an angel? How is she real? Kate. Kaaaaate. You are so pretty, Kate. No.

The second season of Bridgerton is now available to watch.