The second season of Bridgerton just hit the streaming service, so we need to revisit our very serious ranking of crushes from the series. The Duke of Hastings is no longer in the picture, but the ton is still worth a look, from Bridgertons right up to our own picks for the diamond of the season.
We separated our crushes into categories, and stayed away from married members of the ton. Most of these characters want to get married, and we are available.
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A romantic paragon who is kind, loves hard, and is full of forgiveness is a pro. Leave Marina alone! What did you think was going to happen there? Stop talking about Greece.
She uses all the above qualities to stomp over people and get her friends in trouble.
Is it a pro to paint? Con: paint. His whole plot is made of paint. Not being gay for some reason.
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Cons: Kate's suitor did not take Marriagemart seriously enough, and he turned out to be a plant from Anthony.
Do we know her name?
What is his name?
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They seem nice. There are puppets of societal convention.
Her mom is cool? It is hard to remember which Featherington sister she is.
She is cool, but I thought she was Prudence until we started to work on this article.
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Glacial beauty, money, ruthlessness are all pro. If you don't read Whistledown, you have a sense of style. More like toothless. Come up with a scheme that will work.
The best cheese board you have ever had will be put together by the pro.
Her designs went out of style and she wasn't around as much.
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Anna Delvey voice POOR is a pros and a cons.
We barely know the guy, but he's hot, smart, and feminist. He could be the Georgian version of Jess Mariano.
Varley knows what's up. Credit: Screen shot / Netflix
She is a bit of a catastrophist, isn't she?
One of the sweetest characters in the series, a romantic who wants her children to be happy, but she is also tied with Anthony for Most Traumatized Bridgerton.
She is pretty perfect. The Duke burns for her because she just graduated from the Bridgerton sibling section to the MILF section. Give her time.
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Always a diamond is a pro. Con: Still in love with her dead husband, probably.
She has a great taste in flowers and is an absolutely devious person. Portia is terrible and perfect.
The cheekbones are outstanding. Out. There is a person standing. Not technically a military base. I think kids need to be a part of the military.
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Lady Whistledown can ruin people's lives with her quill and ink and is a brilliant writer. Society is wrong for her.
She was that blind, but she was a diamond in every sense.
Pros: Well-mannered, determined, smokin' hot, got a cool new haircut.
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Whew. A boy. Oh my god. Oh my god? She is the most beautiful. Just look. At. Her. Is she an angel? How is she real? Kate. Kaaaaate. You are so pretty, Kate. No.
The second season of Bridgerton is now available to watch.