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This year's mesh-backed Cactus League caps might provide some air, but it turns out to be more like an air fryer or a Burger grill.
Someone who knows how to control the temperature of a Burger, someone who knows how to make sure that what's supposed to be cool is actually hot, and someone who knows how to make sure that what's supposed to be cool is actually hot are all things baseball needs.
What does the McDLT have to do with baseball caps? According to the lore of the McDonald's commercial, the inventor of that burger went on to become an assistant traveling secretary for the Yankees and pioneered a plan for natural uniform fabrics that helped New York play better and more comfortably.
At least for a while.
Burger didn't split his pants. His solution to this hat issue probably will be something sensible like wearing sunscreen, but what he really should do is take the Babe Ruth approach and tuck a lettuce leaf under his cap. Throw a tomato slice in there too, and this Burger can be the McDHLT.
So long as nobody tries to use Babe Ruth's jersey as a napkin or try on Lou Gehrig's pants.
The race in Atlanta went to overtime and then a second overtime after a three-car wreck spilled oil on the track.
Ryan Sieg and Austin Hill were the top two drivers going into the two-lap race. That doesn't seem like a big deal until then.
The person who typed up the message and sent it to the Nazi did what he was supposed to do: ruin the reputation of the person who sent it.
The lead that Sieg had in the race didn't last. The grandson of a Hall of Fame football coach won his second race of the season with a last-lap pass that left Hill in second place, but shuffled through traffic all the way back to 10th.
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