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Critical race theory has become a talking point. It is being banned in classrooms across many states.

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I was told by Donald Trump that I had to lay down my life in order to prevent my son from going to school.

Critical race theory is a matter of national survival, according to Trump at a rally last weekend. The fate of any nation is dependent on the willingness of its citizens to lay down their lives for their country. There will be no one left to defend our flag or protect our freedom if we allow the Marxists and Communists to teach our children to hate America.

I don't know what critical race theory is, but I know it's the most important issue America is facing. If my son's school curriculum includes only subjects of which I approve, I will die in a hail of chalkboard erasers.

Former US President Donald Trump speaks to the crowd during a rally at the Florence Regional Airport on March 12, 2022 in Florence, South Carolina.
Former US President Donald Trump speaks to the crowd during a rally at the Florence Regional Airport on March 12, 2022 in Florence, South Carolina.

Alabama, Mississippi take on CRT

I'm not alone in this fight. The Alabama House of Representatives passed a bill banning divisive concepts in the state's K-12 history classes. Why does this not apply to math classes? We don't divide us more than fractions.

The bill would prevent kids from being taught to hate America and hate each other, according to Ed Oliver, a Republican.

It was perfect! I can't say what critical race theory is, but it must be stopped because it sounds like a path to hate America. We should teach our kids the Three Rs: Reagan, Rayer and I.

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In too many schools around the U.S., critical race theory is running amok, that's why Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves signed a similar anti-divisive-concepts bill into law. It threatens the integrity of education.

I love that statement, it's something another guy named Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves said about critical race theory on a radio show last year.

I'm glad we have the 2022, version of Reeves to protect us from the 2021, version of Reeves, who is a commu-Marxist-socialism sympathizer. 41 states have introduced bills or taken other steps that would restrict, according to Education Week, which I don't read because it might teach me things I don't want to know.

This 'Oxford comma' sounds dodgy

Efforts to keep this particular thing from happening are noble, but I don't want my child learning about other things.

That sounds European, let's start with that. He might feel guilty about the way Americans have traditionally used commas if he were to introduce Tanner to foreign-sounding punctuation. I will not allow my son to be made to reckon with emotions that are not positive or patriotic.

We must do away with the letter Y in all K-12 education.

Critical race theory fear a mix of the predictable, the outrageous and the justified.

Critical Race Theory

I don't want my child to be taught that a letter can sometimes be a vowels and sometimes be a consonant. Y need to pick a side.

Shield kids from alphabetic fluidity

I don't send my son to school to learn about age-inappropriate things. I have asked the Legislature in my state to ban the teaching of the letter.

This is not intended to limit what children can learn. Not at all. It is only meant to protect my son from things that nobody is actually doing so he can continue to believe he is in charge.

The Marxists and Communists and Socialists will win if that doesn't happen, as President Trump suggested.

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Trump views critical race theory in schools as a threat.

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