If you didn't get by a certain word that ends in -ATCH, there's another seven weeks on the streak. Not that one. Wordle gave us another septet of tricksy solutions.
For some reason, I couldn't stop thinking about this, and here are the past week's Wordle words, ranked by how good they would sound spoken out loud by the man with the greatest and most resonant speaking voice.
That sound is rich. The sweep of the AY. At the end of this, he would say that he was in full King Richard mode. It would sound like he was telling you when to put the bins out.
Another O, this time in the form of a diphthong. Sir Patrick Stewart would tell you that he was saying HOARD.
This time, the same deep, crisp one you get in, make it so. If Sir Patrick told me to focus, I think I could do it.
The English language is ridiculous. That TCH would sound like ASMR because of Stewart's Shakespearean diction.
There is not much room for that rumble with all those vowels. He would make a meal of that PS, though.
I cannot stop imagining him saying it like he did in "Where's My Car", as an exclamation. I can't describe how discomfiting it is.
It's not a word with a good sound to it. At all? Not even with Sir Patrick bringing the oomph that he has to it. There is a false O and squishy feeling at the end. Something has to be at the bottom.
I will be watching my dude read some sonnets if you need me.
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