Cursed Activist Project Received So Many Pubes That It Ran Out of Collection Pouches

The company gathering the cursed hair ran out of collection pouches because so many people wanted to donate their hair.

Pubes for the Planet is a campaign website that seeks to reuse pubic hair and not have it end up in landfills and waste streams. The people behind the campaign had to send more pubes in the mail than they had available.

The campaign was put on by the company that makes those cute little half-cylindrical lip balms.

You are far from alone if you have questions.

The campaign site notes that soil erosion is a significant environmental problem and that the project explains that human hair can help reduce it.

The site notes that the planet has lost half of its topsoil in the last 150 years.

Pubes can be harmful if washed down the drain.

Eutrophication is a type of pollution that harms marine life, and can be caused by exccess nutrients from the hair sitting in waste streams, dumps, and landfills.

The explainer says that the pun is there to process the sheer terror.

The campaign said that the company and nonprofit are going to build a park specifically to use the waste.

They will be planted in the Pube Park, a garden where we will nourish the soil and help the land grow healthy happy plants.

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