23 Of The Funniest Tweets About Married Life (Jan.11-24)



The onion is in bloom.

They've been married for a long time. All because he wrote a phone number in the wrong place.

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Whether you are planning a wedding, having a baby, or choosing a diet plan for the new year, there is always someone telling you something. Sometimes all you want to do is mention what is happening.

Look at Dior's New Look. Everyone suddenly wants us to bare all.

"How expensive everything is."

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Andrew Garfield said that he hid his Spider-Man appearance from a group of people who would appreciate it.

Between old and new cast members, like Jonathan Bailey and Simone Ashley, here's where you may recognize them.

She thought he was dramatic.

One of the cheapest ways for homeowners with good credit to borrow money is through a Home Equity Line of Credit. Rates are as low as 2.24%.

The renowned designer passed away on Sunday.

From sharing notes to sharing their lives!

They're all low-effort, but they make a difference.

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A 5-year-old boy was killed and more than 30 people were displaced when a fire swept through a three-story apartment building in suburban Denver. According to Aurora police, Alondra Michel was involved in a domestic violence incident with a resident on the main level of the apartment building early Monday morning and then set something on fire. The second-story unit where the boy was found was engulfed in flames.

There were two carjackings at Delaware Wawa store on the same day. Police say two carjackers opened the victims door and attacked one of the women with a gun.

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Are you a fan of the comic books? The ultimate Avenger quiz is a good way to prove it.

The five-bedroom Wood Farm home was where Prince Philip spent most of his time.

Don't answer the phone, Ghostface might be calling.

I looked at the monitor. A man with a ski mask and a gun just walked in. I locked the office door after jumping up.

Mopping has remained the same for years. A new mopping system is streamlining the process.

It was too close for comfort. I am happy my little sweetie is okay. It went our way on Sunday, according to Van Winkle.

The mother-daughter bond is something special, even though it has its ups and downs. A study was published in The Journal.

The northernmost city in the United States is located at the very top of Alaska. It is located on a promontory between the Chukchi and Beaufort seas, with no roads connecting it to the rest of the state. The sun's rays were visible for the first time in over a month for the town's 5,000 residents. It finally rose above the horizon for 50 on Saturday.