Who brings a dildo to a football game isn't really a question. People bring things with them. It might be a good-luck dildo. It could be the business of Buffalo's stadium, whose rules prohibit many items from the premises.
A dildo can be worn on one's person, but it isn't quite clothing.
The dildo is an airborne device, but not an aircraft device.
A dildo kind of is an obscene graphic, but doesn't really have one.
You get it, "selfie sticks"
The question is not who throws a dildo onto the field at a football game. Fans at a Bills-Patriots game are the answer.
It happened in 2016 It happened in the year of 2017: It happened in the year. It happened Saturday night.
The people of western New York have a long-standing love affair with football and dildonics, and nothing brings it to the fore like Bill Belichick and the boys coming to town.
The question is not whether throwing a dildo on the field is a waste of time. There are many problems with capitalism, but the system has brought the world a wide variety of extremely affordable dildos, and you would definitely throw one of those instead of the good dildo that you leave at home.
How do you decide when to have sex? You brought the dildo to the game. You have decided that you will continue the tradition. You are willing to sacrifice something for the cause. The timing of the launch is a mystery. It is always a good idea to bring a backup dildo.
The Bills beat the Pats, 47-10). The person who threw the dildo on the field chose the moment that New England scored its first touchdown of the night, a three-yard pass from Mac Jones to Kendrick Bourne that cut Buffalo's lead to 33-10.
Why then? Isn't that the magic of sports, and only the dildo thrower knows for sure?
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