Sleep-sack seditionist Mike Lindell preps for the next riot from prison on Jimmy Kimmel Live



Some might find it distasteful to mock a clearly delusional person on national television, but Jimmy Kimmel seems okay with it. To be fair to the Jimmy Kimmel Live host, TV pillow pitchman and farcically failed social media guru Mike Lindell, he has positioned himself as the garrulously gabbling hype man for Donald Trump and the GOP's Big Lie about election fraud as they continue their assault on James Adomian is an impressionist who guarantees huge laughs with each appearance.

Adomian's Lindell appeared on Thursday's show, surprising Kimmel by already sporting a tattoo and hawking smuggled pillows for cigarettes. According to the latest nonsensical claim by Lindell, he has enough evidence of massive voter fraud in the 2020 presidential election to put everybody in prison for life. Since that is essentially the entire population of the United States, give or take, Lindell pre-emptively jailed himself to get a good spot. The statements of a person who was invited to the Oval Office many times.

With Adomian feverishly imitating Lindell, he occasionally interrupted his too-loony-even-for-Fox-News conspiracy talk to hector his fellow prisoners about pillows-for-contraband deals. Jim, it is urine, not wine. The famously sobered-up Lindell went all-in on the latest, Trumpland anti-COVID cure of imbibing one's own pee, assuring Jimmy that he was sober as a church mouse.

The seditionist of Adomian refused to sit out because of his phone records being subpoenaed over his involvement in a Republican coup against American democracy. I missed the last riot because I was in the White House. I am going to stab a cop with a screwdriver again.