Look upon my CES 2022 work from home setup and despair

I have been working from home for more than a decade, but it is getting a bit boring. There are some of the hottest items from the upcoming Consumer Electronics Show, all of which definitely exist.

I have been trying to upgrade these twin 27-inch Dells for the last couple years. They are lifeless! And the sides of them? Disorientating! I need something that will make me stick my head in and be immersed in the experience.

One giant 55-inch monitor is curved like a snow shovel. The Odyssey Ark is an experiment in next-gen media that will allow you to stream, chat, and play all at the same time. Check out how it dominates Tim.

If I have to tip backwards about 40 degrees to read the top of the PDF, I will display 750% on there. I need a decent chair. I have my back, literally.

The Enki Pro HyperSense is more than just a comfortable chair, I can easily dominate the game. It is a giant slobber pak.

The image is from Razer.

It can create 1.5 inches of vertical and backward tilt in your seat, thanks to the 65,000 variations it has. You fall over as your chair bounces you up and out when your Warthog gets naded. If you are streaming it will get a laugh, so lean into it.

I need a keyboard that matches the quality of my writing, so I need to work while I play. I have always said that writing starts from the keys. Why do you think the old style authors had typewriters? If you don't look cool doing it, you can't write cool characters. I don't know how Neal Stephenson gets around that.

Keychron is the image credit.

You should build your keyboard from the ground up, because every writing style is different. You can assemble it yourself with a bunch of different styles of keycaps and switches. Wasd should be in gaming linear but the rest in clicky tactile. It will feel weird, but you get the idea.

I have one of these and it is pretty nice. A mechanical keyboard is a great way to upgrade your setup.

What is the keyboard plugged into? Glad you asked. I have come to understand that good insulation is at the core of a quiet rig, but that heat management is at the core of PC performance. How can I have both? Don't say liquid cooling! That is crazy. I am going with the most elaborate solution possible.

The image is from CyberPowerPC.

CyberPowerPC uses a set of folding triangles to produce variable air flow across the face of the case, opening and closing as heat requirements change. Why are there triangles? Why is this style different from some valves? Why is a complex arrangement doomed to be covered in dust? It looks great.

I know what you are thinking. How will people view my important stuff when I'm on a video call? First of all, thanks for your concern, I appreciate it. You are a kind person. I thought of that as well. Check out my new setup.

LaVitre is the image.

Right?

They will see how I dress during the workday, and also my whole computing area. I will figure it out, maybe I can angle it. The telepresence rig comes from a French company called la Vitre, which claims it's an 86-inch experience. It has a lot of other cool stuff built in.

I need to make sure I have the best ping in the lobby or people will think I dodge their shots because of packet loss. TP-Link has a final word on its robotic router.

The image is from TP-Link.

You can no longer get up and change your antenna configuration. Wait... you don't do that? You are not climbing the leaderboard, my friend. There are signals of goblins. It will take care of everything if you wait for it to come out. The hunter-killers will cold sport one of the bad boys after the robocalypse.

There is a big upgrade for me. I will have all the pieces in person in the next decade or so.