As COVID wipes out swaths of NFL rosters throughout the country, Cincinnati QB Joe Burrow has offered up his theory on how the Bengals have stayed relatively healthy. Cincinnati is just boring, not extra testing or vaccine mandates.
There is not a lot to do in Cincinnati. Nobody is going to clubs and bars to get drunk. You have to respect the honesty of the statement and the audacity of dunking on the city that he plays for every weekend. The Dolphins, Rams, andTitans all play in cool and fun cities, but the Cincinnati players don't have the same temptations.
We decided to look at what Cincinnati has to offer. I am not sure if the average football player eats the famous Skyline Chili. I have never been to Cincinnati, but I would love to hear Joe's thoughts on the topic of the chili.
There is a TikTok audio that is going semi-viral, and a wrestler from the AEW who declared everything in the Midwest to be "mid", for those of you who don't know. Cincinnati is the epitome of the Midwestern city, and every example he uses to back up his anti-Midwest rant is based in Cincinnati. Still, very harsh.
The Cincinnati Zoo, home to the Hippo, and Harambe the gorilla, which sparked a cultural revolution and changed the course of our collective reality, are both located there. Maybe not a prime vacation destination, but not boring either! Cincinnati has the unfortunate characteristic of being in Ohio. The short straw was drawn on that one.
