Bill Burr was a punter in the NFL. It is the perfect job for him to get some money back as he is sure that the Pandemic hurt his touring revenue. I can hear a joke about it.
punting is a great way to get into being a professional athlete. Everyone else has to eat right, work out, have responsibilities that require an exact skillset, and in football, risk a potential lifetime brain injury. The punting team can eat a triple bacon pizza burger, wash it down with a beer, and pray that their limbs are still attached in three hours. Why? All you have to do is kick the ball as hard as you can. If, on occasion, they ask you, can you kick it a little less hard so our guys, unlike you, can sprint as hard as they can to stop it from rolling in the end zone? If you fail, the reaction is, better luck next time.
How do I know? I have been doing it all year. How is it possible that Bill Burr has been punting in the NFL for a year and you didn't know? I am wearing a helmet and playing for the Texas team that is not the Cowboys. What about the shirt? It is a fake name. Who cares about my name? They do not need my medical records. They saw that I could punt a football 40 yards to the left and to the right, and they welcomed me to the Texans.
If you look closely, you can see that the picture is of Houston Texans punter Cameron Johnston.
If it wasn't for a resemblance to Rodgers at Lambeau Field on Sunday night, Johnston would be the favorite for doppelganger of the day. The broadcast team spotted him in the crowd and it raises the question: Does Rodgers have a twin we don't know about?
The beard, hair, and eyes are only part of it. The person in the crowd nailed Rodgers' expression. I can see this person telling me how he has a healing agent who can help me with a number of issues, including cancer, memory and energy, and how I can eat animal penises to improve my memory. He could make a lot of money in an autograph photo fraud scheme.
Who did it better? The winner is the Rodgers doppelganger, but only because there is video and not a still image. I thought it was just the angle, light, and bald head that made him look like a comedian, but he still looks like one.
Doppelgangers have to do more than just look like a different person, they have to embody the essence of that person. The faux Rodgers was on when the NBC camera caught him. He succeeded because he knew what he was doing.
Hopefully, for his sake and the sake of everyone in the crowd, his primary care provider is not Dr. Joe Rogan.
