Stephen Colbert 'romansplains' new dating terms like hesidating and handticipation

The world of dating is fast.

Stephen Colbert is on hand to explain the hottest dating trends of the moment.

The Late Show host defines hesidating as "questioning whether you want to date at all."

It's a general problem when faced with the prospect of dating in such times, and it must make for some interesting pick up lines. Colbert wondered if it was worth the effort to ever speak to anyone. We're both born into a grave and there's a yawning void to fill. Is it possible to get out of here? I'm not sure if I do.

Handticipation refers to the anxiety that comes with being unsure with the physical boundaries that are acceptable due to social distance from the epidemic.

Haven't you heard? Dumping is not passé. We know that ending a relationship is called "resigning" when combined with life lessons and clarity from the Pandemic.

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