I am done with the discussion of Curry. No more! There is a Moratorium on all things Golden State. There is no take to be had. He is the most influential player since Bill Russell and he is not hated. I don't care. He is over saturated.
I am trying to think of something new to say. The Warriors botching the No. 2 pick in the 2020 draft is a nightmare.
You are a Trail Blazer fan and mad about being the Washington Generals to the Globetrotters.
You are right, so what?
I can't be on Curry's side of things. People defend the amount of hate he gets. He is still in my Subway commercials if you stop him from shimmying. I have to wait until Klay is back because he hasn't played in the NBA in a couple years.
I have told you there is nothing new to say, so it is very difficult for you to continue. It's fine. That is fine. I was put into a corner on that one.
How many more words do I need to write or consume to be numb to Curry coverage? I feel like I am talking to my therapist, asking if it is possible to be completely cool with an inescapable inevitability in my life.
I will find peace if I can find a new take on a player and team who have received all the takes.
The pumpkin pie has Curry on it. That is not what it is. Say there is nothing new to say about Curry and end the column after two sentences. I need a bigger word count to justify this paycheck. I think I have it.
When a writer says they aren't going to write, and then lists off a bunch of things they weren't going to write, that's when you know. I could prove to you that Michael Jordan was the best player ever by listing off his accomplishments, but I am not here to talk about his perfect record in the finals, his six finalsMVPs, or anything else.
I could do that as a way of saying thank you, but I am not going to mention or say anything.
I am doing two things by writing about Curry but not saying anything about him. He is getting written about, which people will click on. 2. People are waiting for a payoff that isn't coming, and teasing troll is fun. I don't think all my readers are trollers, but they are all on the internet, which is where they live.
There is nothing new to say about him. He won. If you think One Big Thing is coming on Curry, stop reading. Give me a second.
The cookies are called Penguin slice-and-Bake.
Millionaire Shortbread Cookies.
Cranberry Orange Shortbread Cookies.
Those are just Christmas cookie ideas. I did not get anything.
Curry loses meaning if I don't say anything about him. Curry, Curry, Corry, Curry. I wrote a lot about Curry, but you didn't know I spelled it wrong. Maybe you caught that and said this guy is an idiot, he didn't even spell Curry right. You stopped to think about Curry, not the mission accomplished.
I stopped worrying about how to write an original piece about Curry and started worrying about if this post is published. If it is, and you are reading this, I finally got the better of Curry because if you can't even get off a Curry take in the sports opinion business, what are you doing?
I told you that I was done with the Curry talk.
