Brian Kelly broke up by text after the second date



If you are a Notre Dame fan, and I assume you are done listening to Bob Seger, you can look forward to the fact that Brian Kelly is going to get his brains beaten in by various people. It is a cold world in college football when you can't pick the whole schedule, and then the committee tries to get ratings for Notre Dame, so they assign it to a stadium they don't like. The first 30-point loss to Ole Miss is going to hit you right between the eyes.

Maybe you can come to the realization that you have been supporting someone who presided over a program that had a hand in the death of two students, and even though it is utterly disgusting, he will leave with an even bigger paycheck waiting instead of the disgrace that should have arisen him. It makes for a saddening juxtaposition with Touchdown Jesus. The Irish aren't the only organization that helps Jesus. When you show the world who you are, I enjoy it.

It is amazing that it took a long time for another school to prove that Notre Dame is nothing more than an also-ran with a vegetable reputation being kept alive for decades on life support by a fanbase and media. Maybe LSU is just that desperate. Notre Dame will be used as a stepping stone by whoever comes next, but they will be quicker about it than Kelly. Hopefully they don't kill anyone along the way.

Kelly broke up with his team via text, which we all know you can't do after this amount of time. I wonder how many of his players would show up to the meeting to hear their coach speak to them. The sad thing is that these players won't have the chance to pull out of a bowl game to preserve their careers, something coaches can do without worry.

College football, basketball, and maybe one or two other sports, that is the thing. It is just a way to get somewhere else. The players are there to improve their pro prospects. Maybe a few people have dreamed of running out on Saturday afternoons to rub a rock or slap a banner or not to step in horse/buffalo shit. They have their sights set on something else. The bigger platform is what coaches are after. Every coach would firebomb the library of the school they were going to to get to the destination school.

College sports show its true face, whether it is Kelly being fucked off in the middle of the night in an Irsay tribute or Notre Dame fans baying to the moon about how they have been treated. No more hiding.

Brian was Strife of another Brian.

Brian Burke is the president of hockey operations for an actual NHL team, as theFenway Sports Group just bought the Pens, and they are one of the leading, analytics-inclined sports groups.

If he lived on Mars, he would look like Immortan Joe. This is what a colonoscopy would look like if it were a person. Hope he enjoys his time in a job.