The Crypto-Trading Hamster Has Died of Unknown Causes

The hamster known as Mr. Goxx, who beat out some of the biggest traders in his portfolio, has passed away.

The owners of the hamster are shocked and scared that it happened this morning. We have to announce the loss of our furry friend.

It is a sad day for hamster lovers.

The account wrote in a touching thread that Mr. Goxx brought joy to people all across the globe and reminded them not to take life too seriously. He shed light into the dark moments of inflation and many kinds of trouble.

Mad skillz.

The death happened out of the blue. The magnate fell asleep peacefully on Monday morning after he refused food over the weekend.

Mr. Goxx rose to fame when he ran on his wheel and slipped through a tunnel set up inside his cage.

In September, Mr. Goxx had a kick out of the little guy, as evidenced by the fact that Musk had sent a message to him.

Mr. Goxx was working on an NFT when he died.

The real mourning begins now.

Your memory will live forever on the blockchain, according to anywayanydaynywayanydaynywayanyday.

Mr. Goxx, the Crypto-Trading Hamster, Is Dead.

There is more on the hamster.

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