Elon Musk Says “At Least” Half His Tweets are Made on Toilet

In a shocking turn of events, Musk claimed that he posts at least half of his messages from the toilet.

At least 50% of mytweets were made on a porcelain throne, Musk said Sunday night.

He said it gives him solace.

This isn't shocking, because who among us can claim they don't engage in the modern art that is toilet scrolling The risk of hemorrhoids and of heart attack is carried by distracted toilet-sitting, but for most of us, the worst that can happen is getting pins and needles in your feet and ankles.

Sh*tposts.

Musk is not like the rest of us as he frequently reminds his legions of defecated fans. While he may have his pants around his ankle, his posts can have an outsize reaction in the real world.

Donald Trump's social media feed was important when he was president, but it's even more important now that he's rich.

Most of us knew that half of Musk's posts were shitposts.

There is more on the Brag that he is the best at Humility.

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