13 Things Only Assholes Say, According to Reddit

We've all had to deal with jerks, from horrible bosses and nightmare roommates. I'm not talking about you. I know you're a wonderful person. You tip at least 20% and have never yelled at someone in traffic. Aren't you curious if some of your comments could be viewed as assholeish by others?

Because I believe that everyone has been an asshole once or twice in their lives, regardless of age or gender. To confirm that none of these phrases are true, I searched the r/AskReddit thread. You dont either...right?