[Editor's Note: UConn - Vandy is big. But UConn - UMass is the worst bad team of all time. Oregon, along with three other Power 5 players, are also present.
Inspirational thoughts for the week
"You couldn't let me go. Could you?" This is what happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force. ... I won't let you kill me because of a misplaced sense or self-righteousness. And you won't get killed by me because you're too much fun. You and I are meant to do this forever.
The Joker talking to Batman while hanging upside-down from a skyscraper in "The Dark Knight."
We are all about intellectualism here at Bottom 10 Headquarters. It is located in the Batcave behind Baylor's 1961 Gotham Bowl trophy. Particularly when it comes to the forces which pull, push, and govern how everything and everyone travels through this universe.
The irresistible force paradox or, as it is sometimes called, the immovable objects paradox has always fascinated us. Scientists and philosophers alike have a simple question that is both incredibly complex and easy to answer. What happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force?
Both are indestructible but they are two distinct entities. Their conflict revolves around an incompatible premise. How is it possible for an unstoppable force to exist alongside an immovable object? What would happen if the two collided?
It's two trains colliding at the same time on the same track. It's twin planets hurling towards each other in an intersecting orbit. It is Thor's hammer, which is being pushed into Captain America's vibranium shield.
It is UConn vs UMass on Saturday, March 3, at 3:30 ET
Here are the 2021 Week 5 rankings.
1. UMess (0-5).
Here's the Tale of the Tape from Pillow Fight of the week of the Century of the Millennium (PFOWYCOM). UMass and UConn rank 127th and 126th respectively in total offense and 129th, 118th, and 123rd, respectively, in rushing yards and 130th (last), in points allowed, and 128th, 125th, and 125th, respectively, in scoring. This tape tells the story of how this roll of tape was used to tie down college football's mascots and keep them locked in college football's basement.
2. 2.
Yes, the Huskies were the first team to suffer six losses in the country. They lost to Vandy via a last-second field goal. It was their second consecutive loss. This follows a 24-22 loss to Wyoming, which came down to a two-point conversion. Yes, UConn is the underdog with a 37.9% chance to win according to FPI computers powered by ESP(N). We are not moving them to our number one spot. However, we did look at the contract of Randy Edsall (retired head coach), and discovered a $100 bonus each week his teams rank at the Top 10. It's actually a $100 gift certificate to Steak and Ale. But, we don't give him the pleasure.
3. By the Time I Get to Arizona (0-4)
We don't want too much to be ahead of ourselves. However, assuming Arizona loses the UConn-UMass match on Saturday, the next weekend will see the P(ac12]illow Fight Week 7, in which the Wildcats face the Colora-duh Muffaloes, a Bottom 10 waitlister.
4. unLv (0-5).
Our top/bottom four are rounded out by the Fightin' Tarks, who are also the only FBS teams that remain winless this season. Another reason why we should limit the Top 10 CFP field size to four teams - unless we can create a 13-team bracket.
play 1:28 Stanford stuns No. 3 Oregon in OT Stanford wins the overtime game to defeat No. 3 Oregon.
5. Ore-gone Ducks (4-1
After Oregon lost on the road to Stanford, the fifth prize spot is now in high-fashion green and yellow. The Cardinal didn't win because they had a homefield advantage. The thousands of empty seats indicate that the undergrads chose not to sit still in a stadium, when they could be working in a Silicon Valley lab on an algorithm that might help Pac-12 win an undefeated season.
6. 6.
The Zips were expected to win the Pillow Fight Undercard matchup against Ohio Not State last weekend, but they lost 34-17. Akron still has seven games to play, all MAC conference games. Five of the opponents have records of 2-3. This is the #MACtionest #MACtioned fact.
play 0:19 JalenWhite's 50 yard rushing TD is the final nail in the coffin JalenWhite's 50 yard rushing touchdown sends Arkansas' Red Wolves back home with their fourth consecutive loss.
7. Arkansaw State (1-4).
The Red Wolves have lost four consecutive games since their season-opening win against Central Arkansas. Georgia Southern Not State was the Red Wolves' latest loss. This team was ranked ninth last week in the Bottom 10, and had just fired its coach. A player was allowed to stand on top of the bus and shootgun a beer while it was going down the road. That 1-3 coachless team scored seven touchdowns and scored nearly as many points as their first four games (66).
8. Kansas Nayhawks (1-4).
KU lost to Iowa State in Iowa State's Man We Wish This Was Hoops Classic on Week 4. They will now close the season with seven consecutive Big 12 conference games. The mystically mathematical FPI computer calculates their chances of winning seven Big 12 conference games. They are at 8.5% (Texas Tech), 1.6%(Oklahoma State), 3.3% (“Oklahoma State”), 8.8% (Kansas State), 8.8% (“Texas”), 3.3% (“Oklahoma State”), 3.3% (“Oklahoma State”), 8.8% (Kansas State”) and 100% (being grateful it's over).
9. Whew Mexico State (1-5)
After nearly beating San Jose State on the road, the Other Aggies ran out of gas in quarter four. According to sources, the bottom 10 JortsCenter news team was informed that the momentum of the team was stifled when someone on the bench suddenly looked at their phone and yelled "Wait... we have play at Kentucky or Alabama in back-toback weeks in November?"
10. Vanderbilt Commode Doors (2-3)
Is there a worse team on the Top 10 Waiting List? Probably. Vandy is still here because UConn was penalized for their improbable feat of jumping at midfield.
Waiting List FSU Semi No's, the team which just lost to FSU Semi No's (Sibericuse), US, not C,F, Tulame.
