Oh thank god, Chris Evans and The Rock both bathe

It is encouraging news that The Peoples Elbow as well as Americas Ass have been properly washing their bodies of late. This is despite the recent trend of celebrities like Jake Gyllenhaal and Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis, Dax Scheppard and Kirsten Bell talking proudly about giving up daily bathing.AdvertisementAlthough the Chris Evans information is outdated, it comes from an older interview where Evans proudly stated that he showers every day and that he's a clean person. The Dwayne Johnson declaration, however, is just as fresh as Evans's. On Twitter, the Jungle Cruise star declared that he does not belong to the Stank Squad and that he showers three times per day. Johnson is known for his intense workouts, which would make it seem a bit excessive. Showers are also nice!Johnson is now in direct opposition to Gyllenhaal who was the latest celebrity to publicly declare his loyalty to his funk this weekend. Gyllenhaal recently stated to Vanity Fair that bathing is becoming less important for me. Because Elvis Costello is a wonderful man, I believe that bad breath and good manners get you nowhere. That's what I do. However, I believe that not bathing is a great way to maintain your skin. We can also clean our bodies naturally.(Note: This is not what Aladdin's song A Whole New World was supposed to be about.Look: Excessive washing can cause skin to dry out. Kutcher, Kunis, and many others, like Kutcher, note that they do wash the major Stink Zones regularly. Ask yourself: Who smells better? Ashton Kutcher or The Rock?