Yes, I do. It doesn't matter how good a player has performed or will perform to support their opinions on the vaccine. Everybody who does not get it is a fool. They can think up any reason, but they are either stupid, selfish or some combination of both. I'm not advocating for a threshold. You can be all-pro or waiverwire, but I don't think so. Trust me.AdvertisementIf you're on the Vikings and Kirk Cousins talks about Plexiglas being installed in the QB Room, or having their meetings OUTSIDE, IN MINNESOTA, or whatever else the Vikes will have to do to accommodate this stupid motherfucker where are your ears?This guy is a great player. You only have one playoff win with him. He's costing the team more playoff slots than he earned, or even playoff games that he won. For the privilege of watching him not spot a safety or linebacker, he is taking up 17% of the salary cap. He might even spit on any blitz. He'll put everyone through it.Take a look at all the hoops this dope will jump through in order to get the vaccine. Meetings outside, changing things in the facility, Plexiglas, and everyone following under-benchmark protocol. It's not easy to get a shot. He knows more than scientists and doctors, but he'll never stop trying.He says he is doing research. This simply means that he is looking for information on the internet that fits his vision of the world. There is no need to do any research. The NFL will gladly provide all the research you require. His team doctor would be delighted to tell him how a jerk he is. They can be trusted with any kind of rehabilitation, but not this one because it would admit to what?You can't say that if you are a Viking or Mike Zimmer, the team head coach. His views are the most important thing that is choking this nation right now. Skip Bayless's twisted views have poisoned the water and damaged the foundation. He made it seem that everything has two sides. Many things don't. It doesn't. There is no argument. There is no alternative truth.Cousins can choose to get vaccinated, or he can be an assholic dipshit. Or, as John Davis, the Republican mayor of West Lafayette said, those who didn't get the shot were unvaccinated assholes.AdvertisementYes, I do. Cousins alone does not change the fact that the Vikings have the lowest vaccination rate of all NFL teams. If he is the leader of the team, it's possible to get other players to join him if they get the shot. It wouldn't surprise me that his teammates dislike his guts so much that they refuse to get vaccinated.Cam Newton is the same. You've been a slugger for five years. Nice hat. How willing is a patriarchal organization like the Patriots for you to tolerate your bullshit?AdvertisementThis timeline is the most stupid. I'm yelling at the rain. But it's hard to believe how this happened. Fuck, Vikings should use this excuse to dump Cousins so they can get on with their next era. This one won't be going anywhere, we know that.These are also things I don't want to hear from anyone else:It is a personal decision.AdvertisementI am doing research.HIPAA. Why do you know which ligament you tore last season? You don't know what it means. And that acronym was something you learned last week. Because no one will challenge your knowledge, you are going to just parrot it. You would be saying Farfegnugen if someone said that the term was actually Farfegnugen.AdvertisementAfter he's completed three more INT specials, I look forward to seeing some Vikings clubbing Cousins with their helmets in Week 6. Keep me warm in the Chicago winter.
