Steve Ballmer in his happy seat. Getty Images ImageHave you ever had an opportunity to spontaneously celebrate joy and decided that the best thing you could do for the people you love was to grab their thighs?If the answer is "yes", then you and Steve Ballmer, CEO of the Los Angeles Clippers, have something in common. He decided to do that the other night.What the fuck! This was a painful sight. Is there anyone in France who has ever reacted so strongly to a Nicolas Batum three pointer? Or Charlotte? Or maybe Portland? Ballmer is the one who made himself look like a pornstar in a Clippers vs Nets regular-season matchup. He was aiming for the Isaiah Canaan ball grab Dwight Howard executive made several years back and failed to make.Ballmer isn't the only fat cat that makes us scratch our heads. Billionaires can be some hilariously odd and funny motherfuckers. Here's a list of their weird and wonderful exploits over the years. These are not for home.
