Are there any ex-partners with some of your most prized possessions? Photo courtesy of Postdates ( OthersHeartbreak is something that everyone who has experienced it knows. It's when you discover that your ex-partner still owns the copy of Lovecraft Country that you borrowed them years ago. What should you do? Text them from the sidelines? You can sneak into their house when they're not there to retrieve it. You are desperate to win their affection because you have realized the errors of your ways and that your relationship is not worth it. The gig economy, which was founded by late capitalists, is back to save the day!AdvertisementPostdates was created by Ani Acopian, Suzy Shinn, and Brian Wagner. It is a parody of a company with a similar name. This allows for quick recovery of all personal items left behind at an ex-partner's home. Once you have chosen the right relationship background, which includes situations such as Casually Dated or Lived Together, Friendzoned and Went Back to your Ex, customers can create a shopping list with missing items, including dog bowls and muffin pans. If your ex's memory is especially haunting, you can also do the opposite and initiate returns yourself.It's as thorough as it is small-minded. Screenshot: Fair Use - PostdatesPostdates will dispatch a gig economy retriever within 24hrs to get your desired ephemera after both parties have confirmed and agreed. It works! The site description states that it does. They also hope to create a pop-up business to add humor to otherwise serious situations.Postdates points out that this is a temporary business and can only be purchased in Los Angeles or New York (for $25 / $30 respectively). Anyone interested in these cities should face past relationships and return the Apple TV they borrowed at the beginning.[via BoingBoing]Email great job tips and internet tips to gji@theonion.com
