1. Nope. Do not want to eat chicken here.
2. And gee, those chicken sandwiches sound great but...PASS.
3. Also not eating the chicken here - I prefer joints that don't involve trash cans in their thawing process.
8. Actually, I don't have to use the bathroom anymore.
11. This is not a soup I want to eat (yes, it showed up at the table with creamers in it).
17. And by 20%, dear server, do you mean 37%?
