"I superglued his deodorant, shaving cream, toothpaste, and hair spray closed."
We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the pettiest thing they've ever done after a breakup, and y'all, I didn't know this level of petty was possible:
1. "When my ex-husband and I got divorced, the only thing he wanted was a bottle of really expensive champagne someone had given both of us as a gift. I had taken it when I moved out, and he wouldn't let it go, saying it was a present to him, not us. So I took the bottle over to his place, and when he opened the door, I poured half of it out on his doorstep before walking away saying, 'There's your half of the bottle!'"
2. "I pawned his PlayStation 4 and used the money to sponsor a pig at the local petting zoo...which I named after him."
"First, middle, and last."
- colleend9
4. "I told him he could keep using all of my cable passwords because I wanted our breakup to be civil. Then I changed the passwords two minutes before the Game of Thrones finale. Oops."
5. "I signed up both him and the woman he cheated with to win trips on like 17 different cruises - a swingers cruise, a sugar baby cruise, an over-50 cruise... Those people never stop calling!"
- c443ae4038
7. "I sewed raw tuna into the bottom of his curtains."
"Wish I could have been there to see him working out what that smell was."
- klt87
12. "I sent him a text a few days later that said, 'Breakup sex this weekend?' He responded with, 'Yes, I haven't been able to stop thinking about you.' Then I screenshotted it and sent it to the @textsfromyourex Instagram page and waited for it to get posted. He saw it, and was not happy."
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"Oh, and breakup sex was never going to happen."
- claireduglas
15. "I created a fake Facebook profile and friended him. Then I started talking to him and eventually set up a 'date' in which he was, of course, stood up by the fake woman I created. Petty? Yes. Satisfying? Also yes."
16. "I knew he liked to shower and crawl into bed when he got home from work, so while he was gone, I took the bed sheets, the comforter...and the shower curtain."
"It felt good at the time."
- jenvergason
What about you? Have you - or your ex - ever done something extremely petty after a breakup? Tell us about it in the comments!
Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.
