Have you ever sat on the toilet, thinking about your day and wondering if you should use your phone or not, and avoided everyone in the house? The designers of the Kohler Numi 2.0 Smart Toilet were thinking when they made it.

Kohler showed off the Numi 2.0 at the Consumer Electronics Show in January of 2019. The place still has lots of lights and speakers, and it still has a built-in speaker, so anyone who comes over will know you appreciate the techier things in life. As a courtesy, I would suggest that you redesign your bathroom to include a warning built into it about the presence of the voice assistant. There might be a sign over the dispensers.

A lot of the features one should expect from a super expensive smart toilet are present in this commode. It means a bidet that can wash both front and back bits, UV lights for cleaning, and control over the temperature, position, and pressure of the bidet. It has a heated seat, an air dryer for your tush, and an emergency backup flush for emergencies. I don't know when you actually go to town.

The remote sticks to the wall instead of the side of the toilet as with most Toto toilets.A glow.The toilet in daylight.That side shot.

It was 1/2.

The remote sticks to the wall instead of the side of the toilet as with most Toto toilets.
Kohler

For anyone who has ever lived with a person who left the lid up, it has a lid that automatically opens and closes.

The features are controlled by a handheld remote and the Kohler Konnect app is used to manage them. If you want this toilet to work with other smart home systems and their automations, you will have to get creative.

You will have to pay $11,500 to get this toilet. The Kohler Numi 2.0 Smart Toilet is available to distributors today and should be available to purchase over the next few days.