The glasses are called anti-fog.

The technology was being worked on back in 2019.

I am having some trouble reading. I use snotty tissue to wipe my glasses off after they mist up. It's a bit better for now. As luck would have it, there could be help.

It was saved! You should go on. Scientists have come up with a way to stop condensation on your glasses.

Which scientists do you work with? What's the location? The team is led by Professors Dimos and Thomas.

Didn't hear of them. It sounds legit. Quite a bit so. The results were published.

Is it possible that it works then? Anti-fog sprays work by coating the surface with water-attracting Molecules. The coating warms the surface of the glass by up to 8C.

The rear window of a car has a heating element. It's absolutely true.

Does that mean I will have a dirty car battery strapped to the back of my head, and that my view will be hampered by a maze of wires? Is it possible that you could also fit the wipers? The coating absorbs the sun's rays which warm the glass. Researchers think it could be used for car windows.

The science is amazing. The coating is made of something. It's gold!

It was sandwiched between two layers of titanium oxide

How am I supposed to see through this metal? We're talking about particles. It is completely transparent, and is one twelfth the thickness of gold leaf.

Isn't gold pricey? Remember, again, the particles. There isn't much gold needed. The researchers are looking into other less expensive metals as well.

I don't think professors know where I buy my glasses. What is the name of the store?

It's the internet. Guess how much they are? I just leave them around where I need them. They are going to steam up. When people are trying to avoid all the bugs.

Henri Matisse said, "Derive happiness in oneself from a good day's work, from illuminating the fog that surrounds us"

Don't say: "Yes, very clever, Profs Poulikakos and Schtuzius." What about at night when there isn't as much light? Is that true?