62 Things Trump Did That You Forgot About To Preserve Your Sanity

Donald Trump formally announced his plan to run for president in four years.

Donald Trump has returned to the news cycle after a lot of stories about a dinner meeting he had with a white supremacist.

A reminder of the chaotic years of his presidency as well as a warning about how he would wield power if elected again.

This not-even-remotely-exhaustive list of weird and bad stuff he attempted while in office is a good place to start.

• The person tried to buy the island.

• I want to nuke hurricanes.

• The map was doctored with a marker.

• A coup attempt was made.

• When the feds asked nicely, he lied about it and refused to give them back.

• The conflagration that could be used as a ruse for implementing martial law was caused by the abduction of protesters by federal officers.

• He had to pose for a picture with a bible outside a church.

• He tried to getUkraine to make dirt for his campaign.

• He asked Russia for assistance in his campaign.

• I had a weird admiration for Putin.

• The Russian Foreign Minister accidentally revealed top- secret intelligence when he met in the Oval Office.

• I wanted the U.S. to leave NATO.

• Migrant parents were separated from their children and kept in cages.

• You have to take care of the floors if you want forest fires to be prevented. The forest's floors are very important to you.

• The gruesome murder and dismemberment of a U.S. journalist was ordered by Saudi Arabia's crown prince. The son-in-law of the president owes Saudi Arabia $2 billion and the crown prince bragged about having him in his pocket.

• After he was denied a top-secret clearance, I was forced to get another one.

• The Middle East peace should be in the hands of the person who is most knowledgeable about it.

• Adhered to rampant cronyism.

• It was claimed to be a COVID-19 cure.

• UV light was used as a cure.

• Hydroxychloroquine was claimed to be a cure.

• It was claimed that ivermectin was a cure.

• People were told not to wear face masks because they work.

• The testing was discouraged.

• The first COVID-19 wave was hitting states that voted for the Democrats the hardest.

• He wanted to be president for more than two terms.

• It was thought that climate change was a hoax.

• An incomplete border wall was built and wasn't paid for by Mexico.

• The trade war hurt U.S consumers.

• When upset, threw food.

• The vice president was sent to the U.S. Capitol to disrupt the transition of power, but he didn't have to worry about it.

• There was a star at the sun.

Donald Trump looks at the sun during a solar eclipse.

• He started his presidency by lying about the crowd size.

• People need an ID to purchase cereals.

• The bureau was investigating Russian interference in the election when he was fired. It was discovered that the campaign manager gave the polling data to the Russian intelligence agent.

• Rex Tillerson, his secretary of state, said that the person was a "fucked moron".

• Fired the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's China-based Pandemic response team and then said "I don't take responsibility at all."

• Repeatedly supportedracism.

• Americans would be reassured by the thought of repeating "person, woman, man, camera, TV"

• A lot of words were said.

• It was done all the time. Still does.

• Openly supported and amplified conspiracy theories.

• I got impeached twice.

• Huge tax cuts for corporations were passed.

• There was a flip-flops on whether the White House ordered the McCains to be hidden so he wouldn't get mad. The thing did.

• The military members who died in the line of duty were called slackers.

• He claimed to have bone spurs that would allow him to leave the military.

• He should have been working.

• I played a lot of golf.

• Raked in cash from foreign interests at his hotel in the middle of a corrupt presidency.

• It is possible that the death of Herman Cain was caused by the rally held.

• He is said to have ordered his lawyer to commit campaign fraud to cover up Trump's infidelity.

• More than two dozen women accused the man of sexual harassment.

• Bad news about himself was dismissed as fake.

• He voluntarily turned over his taxes.

• I ate a well-done steak.

• White supremacists were described as very fine people.

• He used the presidential pardon to get out of the door.

• After saying that Hillary Clinton should be jailed for having a private email server, I used private communication services a lot.

• The visitor logs were refused to be released.

• Paper towels were thrown at people in Puerto Rico who were desperate for help.

• He doesn't like exercising because he thinks bodies have a limited amount of energy.

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