McDonald's has come up with a hideous gaming chair called the "McCrispy," which featuresstain-proof leather and even a fry holster, an ill-advised attempt to cash in on the popularity of e-sports.
You can put your drink and two dips in the McCrispy Ultimate gaming chair. It has a hot box to keep your McCrisp1y warm.
We would like to make this up. The chairs in "WALL-E" are similar to the Segway-like chairs in this one. Do they really have to pander to a demo that sounds, frankly, horrifying?
On Monday, the chair was advertised on the chain's UK Facebook page.
Customers can get a built-in napkin holder that has two McCrispy branded napkins.
The stain-proof leather will make sure that sweaty people don't leave a permanent mark after a long gaming session.
The chair raises a question: has humanity sunk this low? Is the gaming community going to line up for this atrocity?
The franchise is only giving away one chair as part of the promotion, so you need to act quickly.
We need a Clorox wipe.
McDonald's has created a chair that is grease-proof.
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