In the cold open of SNL, Judy Woodruff took a hard look at three wild GOP candidates. In the race to become governor of Arizona, Cecily Strong was the target of special venom from "SNL".
She is ahead in the polls because she is normal. I am a hometown gal who is always in soft focus and lit like a 90s Cinemax softcore.
She said that anything she says in her TV voice can be inflammatory.
Lake said that he had clicked with many elderly people in Arizona and the Florida of the West.
Strong angrily snapped, "Can you media types just get over the one thing I've made the center of my campaign for months and months?" Arizonans want to discuss the issues that affect them, such as crime in New York or Detroit.
What's the most pressing issue? There areDrag Queen story hours at libraries and bookstores. The candidate said that he wasn't on his watch.
She said she would make sure the people of Arizona didn't have to vote again.
Crazy-eyed men in tactical gear waving assault rifles next to ballot boxes is just Arizona.
The perennially confused Herschel Walker was played by Kenan Thompson.
Herschel Walker is the Texas Ranger and he is running for president of United Airlines.
The entire world is a mystery. "Walker" confessed.
He supports banning abortion even though two women have accused him of encouraging them to get it and paying for one of them.
Thompson said that he could pay for an abortion in the middle of Fifth Avenue if he wanted to.
Mehmet Oz said he knew he could win the Pennsylvania Senate seat if he was fair and his opponent had a medical emergency. We're very fortunate.
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