College football Bottom 10 -- Texas A&M isn't quite what we expected

This week's thought of the week is inspiring.

Oh, hold him, darling Please hold him tight And brush the tear from your eye You weep because you had a dream last night

You dreamed that he said goodbye

Hush hush, sweet Charlotte Charlotte, don't you cry Hush hush, sweet Charlotte

He'll love you till he dies

"Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte," was the title of the song.

We spend most of our weekdays at the Bottom 10 basement home, located behind the rich bookcase where Gene Wojciechowski keeps leather bound volumes of his "College GameDay" feature script.

The home of the Charlotte 49ers is 10 miles from my house and is the only FBS team located there. There can be a little awkwardness in that living situation. Both of you can't afford to leave the apartment you're sharing because you caught making out with your former partner at your birthday party. No matter how hard you try to avoid each other, there's no way to escape accidental encounters in the kitchen, standing in silence at the island waiting on the coffee maker to finish, and both of your skulls repeating the words that you yelled at that party. It was like, ranked No. The 10 worst things in our world are listed.

That is what it is like when the Niners are ranked in the bottom 10. They have been there many times. Everyone knew what needed to be done after Will Healey was fired. The guy in line behind me at Starbucks was angry at me over the top of his coffee. We may have been exes in the apartment kitchen.

He knew that he was going to have us No. 1. He put down his red pepper egg white bite, raised a fist and gestured towards the sky. Guess what? Are you?

The post-Week 8 Bottom 10 rankings have been made public.

1. Charlotte 1-and-7ers (1-7)

Rice, an opponent that used to be a Bottom 10 mainstay and a near-instant W for any visitor, is 4-3 this season and it has been a Texas-sized minute since they were ranked. You know what that means when a team from Bojangles goes to Rice. It's dirty rice for everyone.

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2. Akronmonious (1-6)

For the fourth year in a row, the Zips lost the wagon wheel. Kent now has a complete set of wheels. The good news for the Zips is that they had to walk 10 miles back to Akron after their wagon was left in the parking lot.

3. No-vada (2-6)

Whenever I visit the state of Nevada, the Oof Pack falls through these rankings. They've lost six in a row, including back-to-back losses to the bottom two opponents. It seems like a long time since Nevada opened the season with a win over New Mexico State because Reno casinos don't have windows. Speaking of the other A&M's.

4. UMess (1-6)

We circled this weekend's game between New Mexico State and the University of Massachusetts as a potential Pillow Fight of the Year of the Century Mega Bowl, but then NMSU won two out of three and the game was canceled. How dare they? In a plot twist, the University of Massachusetts may still have a PFOTY OTCMB. It's not the games against UCan't or Arkansaw State The next game is against another set of Aggies. The guys are here.

5. Agricultural & Mechanical College of Texas (3-4)

I used to save money for months from doing chores around the house, washing cars, and scrounging up bottles from around town to get the deposit change. What's the reason? A spy X-ray camera was advertised in a comic book. "Maybe my time and dollars were better spent elsewhere, like the sneakers that were going to make you run faster and the rubber bands that were," my dad told me. I kept going back to the ad that promised that this would be different and that it would be a way to reach unimaginable powers. The spy X-ray camera was made of plastic. Texas A&M is also included.

6. North by Northworstern (1-6)

The Mildcats lost to Wisconsin, a team that forgot to bring a head coach, and now face Iowa, a team that forgot that it has end zones.

7. US(notC)F (1-6)

Two hours before Charlotte plays at Rice, the Bulls play in Houston. They should drive to Rice Stadium to watch the game and keep their uniforms on. If Charlotte lost, the Niners could challenge the Bulls to the first-ever Impromptu Pillow Fight of the week.

8. Huh-why-yuh (2-6)

The Warriors moved out of the bottom 10 by beating Nevada. They lost to Colorado State three weeks after climbing out of the bottom 10. Nevada started the season with a win over New Mexico State and moved into the top spot, but NMSU came back and took the top spot. The state of Hawaii. Have you seen the new trailer for the movie? "It's a secret universe hidden beneath ours," says Janet van Dyne. She was talking about the quantum realm. She's describing the mountain west.

9. Colora-duh (1-6)

The Rams' hated neighbors to the north, who followed up their emotional, shocking first win of the season at Cal with an emotional, shocking 33 point loss at Oregon State, were left out. The game between the Buffaloes and Bottom 10 Wait Listers Arizona Skate is shocking in that it starts at 7:30 p.m. There is an hour and a half later. It's apropos to give this a #Pac12AfterDark time slot so that it can air alongside 1-900 chatline ads and Jim Bakker's infomercials.

10. ULM (pronounced "Uhlm") (2-6)

After a 17 point Week 5 loss to Arkansaw State, the Fightin' Terry Bowdens went on to lose their next two games by a combined 24 points. Texas State and Georgia State Not Southern will play each other in the next two weeks. The WarHocks will play Troy, which leads the Sun Belt West division, and Southern Miss, which is second in the division and first in the nation, in their final two games of the year.

Georgia State Not Southern, Whew Mexico, Whew Mexico State, Temple of Doom, Living on Tulsa Time, Arizona Skate, Virginia Tech Nokies, Arkan-saw State, Northern Ill-ugh-noise, Central not Western, or something else.