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Colorado fans storm field after their first win of season (0:51)

The fans rush the field after Colorado stops in overtime to win the game. It was :51.

2:00 PM AST

This week's thought of the week is inspiring.

Maybe someday I'll be more together Stretched by fewer thoughts that leave me Chasing after my dreams, disown me, loaded with danger So maybe I'll win ... Saved by zero Maybe I'll win ...

Saved by zero

The Fixx had a song called "Saved by Zero."

At Bottom 10 Headquarters, located behind the Pixar character rental office, we are wondering what happened to our numerical friend, the red Anger face from "Inside Out". Our old friend zero? What is the name of the person? Is Nula still alive? Do you think zewo is possible?

When the final buzzer blared over the last late-night games on Saturday night/Sunday morning, we realized that it could be true. There are now no zero-win teams left. It's nil. I didn't find anything. I think it's a pretty good idea. Thanks to Colorado's overtime win over Cal.

I think it's weird. We're used to seeing a lot of 0's on the board. Zero of our teams will get bowl berths, that's what we're used to. When someone asks, "Hey, how many votes did your teams receive in the preseason media polls?", or "How many Bottom 10 teams are playing in prime time on ABC this weekend?", we know the answer. There is a scratch There is a goose egg Diddly squat, diddly squat.

A hero rises when we give up hope of ever seeing another zero sum in front of the hyphen. There is a new team. Though it no longer has a "0" at the front of its record, its very name steps in to fill the void.

There are zips.

The following are the post-Week 7 Bottom 10 rankings.

1. Akronmonious (1-5)

One of the remaining teams had one win. Most of the conference fit that description. In the Pillow Fight of the Week episode, the Zips played Not Eastern or Western but Central Michigan. With the ball and driving, they were tied with less than two minutes left. This happened afterwards.

INCOOM TO THE RESIDENCE!!🏠@CMU_Football | #MACtion pic.twitter.com/rYVHqFYubx

— #MACtion (@MACSports) October 15, 2022

2. UMess (1-6)

The Fightin' Byes of Open Date U., who have been installed as a six-touchdown favorite, are coming off a 34-7 loss to Buffalo.

3. North by Northworstern (1-5)

The Mildcats spent their off weeks licking their wounds after Wisconsin lost to Michigan State in double overtime. A visit to Maryland is becoming a trademark of the Big Ten.

4. Nevada Oof Pack (2-5)

Where did these people come from? Two weeks ago, they weren't even on the waiting list, but now they're in the top four. What is the way? 1 in Week 6. 1 Colorado State was followed by a Week 7 loss. The state of Hawaii has 2. Since the government triggered a bunch of atomic bombs outside of Las Vegas, it has been the worst week for Nevadans. The mushroom cloud came from Reno.

5. Kansas Nayhawks (5-2)

With Jason Bean filling in for injured QB Jalon Daniels, Kansas has lost two in a row after a 5-0 start. Brian Bahr/Getty Images

When my dad told us that we couldn't have nice things, we blew up the Death Star toy. Kansas was ranked 19th in that other poll and hosted College GameDay, but lost two in a row. Maybe the Nayhawk are back here because we missed them? We didn't have an itch. The Coveted Fifth Spot is a spot of rash that can only be smoothed by the use of an over-the-counter product.

6. FI(not A)U (2-4)

The second-worst team in the country has run a gauntlet, with a win over Mexico State but a 21-point loss to UCan. We don't know who they are, but we will take them to the home of the other panthers for the pillow fight of the week.

7. Charlotte 1-and-6ers (1-6)

Remember when Charlotte beat Georgia State in the 4th week of the year? Georgia State beat Georgia Southern, which beat Nebraska, and just beat James Madison, which beat a ranked team. 5 Texas A&M. 10 Arkansas, which just beat BYU, which lost to Cal, and which was on the bottom 10 waiting list last week, is no longer on it. If the entire movie had been spent slipping on banana peels, this would be a different movie.

8. US(notC)F (1-6)

The Bulls have hovered around this list all season due to the fact that they have been competitive in a lot of games against better teams. You become like Glenn Close in "Fatal Attraction," screaming from the pirate ship at Raymond James Stadium, "I won't be IGNORED, Dan!" when you get into the second half of October. I wondered where my rabbit went.

9. Colora-duh State (1-5)

The Rams won their first game of the season in Week 6. They lost to Utah State, which had a third-string quarterback. The Rams game against Hawai'i was going to be a contender for Pillow Fight of the Week of the Year of the Century, but then the Rainbow Warriors beat Nevada. Why do you dislike Nevada?

10. Whew Mexico (2-5)

Mexico State was looking at an epic Bottom 10 autumn with a Halloween visit to UMess and a pre-Turkey Day wobble. The Battle of I 25 against Whew Mexico was renamed the Battle of I 2 and 5.

Mexico State, ULM, Arkan-saw State, Mizz-lose, Western not Eastern or Central Michigan are on the waiting list.