Will pickleball be just another fad?

I am eagerly waiting for the angst to match the apparel because I see a lot of young people wearing shirts from the band. The band became popular because it was part of a movement that was similar to cocaine and Miami Vice.

The constant bombardment ofinfluencers and the constant touched-up and touched-over photos feel like they are leading at least a few Gen Zs to revolt and wear some of the revolting clothes of my youth. Do you mean baggy jeans and band shirts? There is an overdose of fuck society.

Is it possible to give up the first trendy lamb to be slaughtered? The ball is called a pickleball.

People are doing it. Tom Brady and Kim Clijsters are the latest to invest in a team, and they join other big-name athletes who have picked up paddles and balls.

It's time to dump a bunch of red meat on this vegan march if you have any trace of "PCU" in you. What is Tom Brady if not the bro-volution of hair metal, cocaine, and Don Johnson.

I think we have swung enough toward idol worshiping to careen back to the other side of the pendulum, and the first thing we should do is play ping-pong. Don't follow the bands you wear across your chest. I am 95 percent certain that the anti-rape song "Rape Me", which is actually an anti-rape song told from a victim's POV, would've gotten Cobain canceled in 2022.

It isn't a new game. I played that shit in high school and I am two years older than a high school senior. I tried to make it sound like I was older than 36. It's not quite young. Buncha lemmings saw a trend and now we have to pretend to like sports. It's fuck that. It is weird enough to fool impressionable rubes into thinking they are interested in it.

A long line of social media fads include those hair-bunned clowns who tried to make slackline. Did you last see someone slacklining? A few pea brains would swing around to show off their pliability if you could easily hook up a trapeze between a couple of elms.

If you told Sean that the internet was going to lead to a phenomenon called influencer, he would consider doing away with porn. Selling out was not celebrated in the past. The products were supposed to be used by con artists.

Do you know which one is still in his prime? The most cloying of sweet-and-sour sauces that stick to your fingers are the ones that aren't getting much attention. Let me know if you have a good reason why you would want to be like a guy whose features get more Dick Clark-ian by the day, or an athlete in their 30s who thinks having a glass of wine in their hand makes them meaningful. Brady is 45 years old and resembles Ken.

The guest list for Stephen Colbert's celebrity pickleball tournament is headed by Will Ferrell and Sugar Ray Leonard, which indicates that the sport has jumped the shark.

I am not trying to discourage people from exercising. There are many ways to add competition to your workout, just like there are many ways to stand out from the crowd.

If all of their friends jumped off a bridge, would they do it as well? I am at a loss for what to say about eating toxic Tide Pods.

There is a ball that isn't cool. You should save some money and be shamed for it. If you want to have a good time with wooden paddles, join the club.