'Monster Mash' and guinea bigs: The 16 best tweets of the week

Five days felt like seven in this work week. It might have been the weather where I live, but things just didn't feel right.

Guess what? We were able to make it. I'm happy for you. I am proud of myself. I am proud of our accomplishments. You and I are the only ones living our best weekends here.

Anyhow.

After a week like that, we need a laugh or two. Here they are, the best of the best.

1. OK, this isn't really funny but it is true. A personal gripe of mine is that we don't build cities or towns for people first.

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2. We get what we get and that's that.

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3.This works. Grimacey Scallop Bay. Scrimothy Champagne. Businessy Salad Plate. They all work.

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4. I, too, will only refer to them as guinea bigs moving forward.

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5. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no doubt, yep, I'm listening to the rules, uh huh, oh yeah, simple, I've got it, no worries.

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6. This is freaking nuts. Never thought of it this way.

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7. An obligatory dril tweet that will almost certainly be cited at far-right politicians moving forward.

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8. An old school banger here.

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9. Just astral project to the event in question, for the love of God.

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10. Honestly, good for them.

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11. Everyone is a buddy. I show no favor. I've just got buddies.

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12. Things can get interesting, indeed.

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13. Little known fact unless you're a certified business expert.

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14. "Don't sweat it bro."

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15. Checkmate, it's relationship time.

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16. And finally, this.

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