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This week's thought of the week is inspiring.

Here comes the rain again Falling from the stars Drenched in my pain again Becoming who we are As my memory rests But never forgets what I lost

Wake me up ... when September ends

Green Day had a song called "Wake Me Up when September ends."

We mean down in the deepest part of the brain.

Three teams have no wins.

There are 27 teams with one victory.

There are seven teams with losses.

Thirty-one teams have three losses.

Top-15 teams have lost 12 times.

App State did a lot of things.

App State didn't do all the things.

As the autumn air begins to cool and the fall foliage starts to change into a kaleidoscope of colors, there is a spaghetti pile beneath. While others are focused on the spectacular eye-popping cavalcade of conference champions, College Football Playoff contender and Heisman Trophy finalist, we have dutifully snatched up our rakes to dig down past those annoying fronds. The mulch and mud is what makes those others so great. There wouldn't be them without us. The circle of life is called it. We are the part of the circle that goes down from the treetops and will be trodden upon by the cleats of other people.

Don't fret. At some point, we'll see them all together. Some teams need to fall. No matter how tall their stalks were, they were the same. Are you referring to the state of Nebraska?

The following are the post-Week 4 Bottom 10 rankings.

1. Colora-duh State (0-4)

The Rams lost their 10th game in a row, this time to Sacramento State. The Hornets of the Big Sky Conference won over an FBS program for the second time in 25 tries, but a petition has been filed to have that distinction taken away.

2. Colora-duh (0-4)

The state is considering putting together a last-minute edition of the Rocky Mountain Showdown after the Buffaloes lost their fourth game of the season. The game would be played next to the parking lot where Mile High Stadium used to be, instead of inside Empower Field.

3. Huh-Why?-Yuh (1-4)

The Warriors lost the first episode of Pillow Fight of the Week. Our attention is already on Hawai'i's trip to Colorado State. We tried to find a hotel room in Fort Collins, but it was all booked up. College GameDay is likely to be planning ahead.

4. UMess (1-3)

In the second part of the pillow fight of the week, Temple of Doom defeated the Minutemen. They will face the Eastern Michigan University Emus, who just lost to the Buffalo Bulls Not Bills, 50-31. There are references to Indiana Jones.

5. Ark of We Lost to Raiders

Even if you were ranked in the top 25, you were doomed if you played a team with a version of the Raiders logo. The Texas Longhorns lost to the Texas Tech Red Raiders while the Miami Hurricanes were defeated by the Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders. The Mount Union Purple Raiders defeated Muskingum 59-0 while the Rutgers-Newark Scarlet Raiders did not have football. The Tusken Raiders once again kicked Skywalker's butt.

6. U-Can't (1-4)

A week after giving up five touchdown runs to Michigan'sBlake Corum, the Huskies gave up four touchdown passes by NC State'sDevin Leary. The records obtained by the Bottom 10's investigative unit show that Randy Edsall reached out to Jim Mora Jr., the boss of the University of Connecticut. Mora was confused as to what to say. Edsall apologized, explaining that he had assumed Mora's contract was the same as his, with a "helped opponent's star's NFL draft status" clause.

7. Akronmonious (1-3)

The Zips were defeated by Michigan State and Tennessee before falling to Liberty 21-12. That sets up a rare in- conference double oozle, as the Zips host Boiling Green in a throwdown of 1-3 teams, kicking off just as our next contender should be approaching halftime.

8. Baller State (1-3)

In the West, the House of Cards hosts the Northern Ill-ugh-noise Other Husky squad. If Ball State were to lose, it would move on to meet another team from the MAC in Central Michigan, followed by another team from the East Coast in Connecticut. Who are we talking about? Everyone can't keep up with this. So, until we tell you otherwise, just assume that any MAC team you see right now is 1-3 because eight of its dozen teams are, and the other four are not.

9. Whew Mexico State (1-4)

They should check in first thing Sunday morning to make sure we saw their score from Hawai'i. Maybe New Mexico State will move on to browner deserts with the arrival of the bottom 10 waiting listers.

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โ€” Ryan McGee (@ESPNMcGee) September 25, 2022

10. Wrambling Reck (1-3)

Georgia Tech jumped over Georgia State Not Southern to take over the spot that was occupied by Nebraska and Arizona State. If a school fires its coach after a weekend that begins in September but ends in October, it's still required to do so, even if it happens next week. The old rulebook with a sticky note was delivered to us in a box.

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