It’s Official: Wife Guys Are Out

Fulmer apologized for any pain that his actions might have caused, but most of all, he said that he had a consensual workplace relationship. The Guys said in a statement that they did not see a path forward with Fulmer. Fulmer made a statement at the same time. She asked that you respect their privacy for the sake of their children.

Levine and Fulmer are both notorious Wife Guys and the Udoka affair seems to be a different beast altogether. I am jealous if you don't know a Wife Guy.

A Wife Guy is a man who is famous because he is in love with his wife. John Mulaney, Ryan Reynolds, Jeffrey, and John Legend are some of the Wife Guys. Men who are married aren't the only ones who won't shut up about their marriage. They are goddesses who grace their husbands with vague tolerance of their failures and insufficiency. Wife Guys are so thankful to have wives.

Wife Guys post on their anniversaries about another tour around the sun. Their bios on social media list them as husbands and fathers. Arielmfulmer still describes him as her husband in Fulton's account. The wives of Wife Guys don't have their own identities anymore, they are referred to as "my wife." To be a Wife Guy is to put your wife on a pedestal that makes her stop being a person.

It seems that it's the worst Wife Guys who stray. Isn't it all a little lady doth protest too much? Adam Levine put his family in a music video for a song. He asked the woman he cheated with if he could name his child after her.

Fulmer is a good Wife Guy because he made a lot of money. 2nd Try was started by the Try Guys. The men have grown up with the audience. They wore a labor pain simulation and tried out nailpolish. They are married and have children of their own. Ned Fulmer isn't the only one who has a part in the business. The Date Night Cookbook was published last year and had pictures of the couple feeding each other. Ned, the chocolate cake decorated with "I'm Sorry" seems appropriate now. If it works, let me know.

Her income and public persona are dependent on her husband. What is her husband's situation? When a man ruins his relationship with his wife, what is it called a Wife Guy?