This is underneath us. This chess drama needs to be untangled because news is important. We break down why, exactly, Musk accused a young chess player of using vibrating, remote-controlled anal beads to beat the game's top player.

"If they want me to be completely nude, I will do it," the young champion said. I don't pay attention. I know I'm clean.

Cheatin' Beads

The world's top-ranked chess player, Magnus Carlsen, was beaten by an up-and-coming 19-year-old chess player named Hans Niemann. It was a shocking victory, and Carlsen withdrew from the tournament, a rare move for someone of his status.

The drama was still going on. Carlsen didn't provide a formal statement as to why he left the competition, but he did accuse his young opponent of cheating.

He's recently had a pretty eyebrow-raising rise in ratings after he confessed to cheating in grade school. There was no evidence that he cheated to beat Carlsen, but there was a strange allegation that he won by receiving messages from a co-conspirator.

Meddling Musk

How does Musk get into this business? Musk inserted himself into the dialogue even though he had no role in what happened. The CEO of the two companies that make the sex toy decided to share his two cents on the story in a since- deleted message.

The founder wrote "genius hits a target no one can see" in the now-removed post.

The case exploded as a result of Musk's involvement. The internet has continued to run wild with this crazy theory despite the tournament's insistence that there isn't any reason to believe it. It's alright. Is anyone else having a head ache?

The chess world is not ready for a cheating scandal.

We can see perfectly fine the fact that Musk says his Tweets are being suppressed.