Paul "Triple H" Levesque, the company's lead executive, was at the press conference with a group of performers. Roman Reigns gave his remarks to an upbeat and energetic group of reporters after appearing in character for 90 seconds. Here are the full comments from the leader of the free world.
“I think I’d rather you do what they wouldn’t do. Acknowledge me!”
It was fun. Let's look at it in a different way.
Tony Khan, the company's lead executive, was at the press conference with a group of performers. CM Punk appeared out of place for over 20 minutes while speaking to a confused and frightened group of reporters. There is an abbreviated version of Punk's comments.
“When I finally had to countersue [Ring of Honor wrestler and former friend Colt Cabana], through discovery we discovered he shared a bank account with his mother. That’s a fact. ... The fact that I have to get up here and [admonish journalists] in 2022 is fucking embarrassing. And if y’all are at fault, fuck you! If you’re not, I apologize. But what did I ever do in this world to deserve an empty-headed fucking dumb fuck like ‘Hangman’ Adam Page to go out on national television and fucking go into business for himself — for what? What did I do? ... I’m trying to run a fucking business. ... [Cabana] shares a bank account with his mother, that tells you all you need to know about what kind of character that is. ... I’m sorry if I’m a little fucking snippy, I’m hurt and I’m old and I’m fucking tired and I work with fucking children. This [baked good] is from Mindy’s Bakery, by the way. It’s a great place in Chicago. If you like pastries and baked goods, I suggest you go there. They’re closed on Mondays and Tuesdays, though. ... [Internet gossip] really pisses me off. You’re stepping on your own dick. ... I’m wearing Danhausen’s boots, this is a true story. ... I’ve had a real problem with footwear, I’ve been trying to figure out, like, what to wear, and that’s real life. ... Fuck Sidney Crosby. ... Contrary to popular belief, I am a very nice guy. Thank you.”
It's amazing.
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