Decoldest Crawford

I'm aware that there are many people who start watching games a half hour late so they can fast forward past all the commercials, or that there are many people who watch football on Sundays for seven hours without commercials.

The companies that sponsor this website, please buy everything they're selling, because anyone trying to convince me to purchase something is always annoying. Some ad campaigns are just as creative as others. Air Jordan, Mars Blackmon, and of course, the frog, are just some of the things that were included.

There are commercials that don't have the budget to air during big sporting events. Only the locals get to see it when it airs at 6:30 p.m. Special effects are limited if they exist at all. I will never forget the Washington Metro Area Eastern Motorcars commercials of the 2000s, even though I loved the basketball hoop commercials. The players from the Washington football team were featured. The jingle is better than the music video.

There is a local TV ad. The cheap ones are funny because they lean into the fact that they are cheap. Due to NCAA rules they were only for professional athletes. It's over. Decoldest Crawford has a commercial.

As soon as they heard the name, water, ice, and refrigerator companies in college towns across America rushed to Crawford. The company had some people that thought to score a commercial with a stock track from the 90s. With the ability for a commercial to go national at a fraction of the cost, nearly five million people have seen it on social media.

The bar has been set for any other company that might have a commercial ready for Crawford. This is the first ad that the world has seen. If you bring your bag of ice company, you will be able to store all the unsold bags outside.

These college towns are perfect for silly commercials. Tuscaloosa all-you-can- eat restaurant, get the Alabama offensive line, 15 seconds of them eating, then a shot of a still full buffet, and then pan to those mountains of human beings. The commercial would take a few hours to shoot, and now you have a line around the corner for at least the rest of the football season, but be sure to pay those men with money and not free food.

Local commercials are the favorite of every TV market. Peter Francis Geraci, Moo & Oink, 411 Pain, and the HEB commercials featuring the San Antonio Spurs are beloved by the people of South Texas. Commercials have been waiting for a car dealership for a long time.

College sports fans can moan and complain about NIL. After Texas A&M jumped to the SEC and Syracuse joined the Big East it was already useless.

One of life's most frustrating problems, a broken air conditioner, is the subject of a delightful commercial by Decoldest. I challenge the next college town business to come up with a better jingle than the one Brendan Haywood lip-synced in a truck more than 15 years ago.