I'm a Mar-a-Lago Club member.
Your president, it is me again.
I am sure that you are angry about the attack on your club by the FBI.
During the off-season, federal agents viciously showed up at Mar-a-Lago, when it could not be defended by foreign workers.
It isn't a good thing. In August, who comes to South Florida? It's unfair. There weren't any parking attendants for the FBI vehicles.
We have become a Third World country.
The proposed license plate has a warning for out-of-state cars.
Frank Cerabino said there are many consequences of changing the definition of a fetus.
There has been a bad run of news for the rifle.
When are we a country where presidents who leave office with classified documents and fail to return after months of prodding, get those documents taken away by the federal agency they appointed?
It's sad. It's really sad. According to people, Frederick Douglass is upset about this.
The detailed inventory of seized items they left with me will never be known. It's a mystery.
The good news for you is that I will have to raise your fees next year. It's unfair for everyone.
The FBI was responsible for breaking into my safe at Mar-a-Lago.
It was a lot of money. This was the most powerful safe you could imagine and nobody knows safes like me. It's called "The Trump Safe."
Barack Obama's birth certificate, my actual health records, and non-disclosure agreements from enough women were all contained in it.
It will take a large special assessment on your annual fees to replace that safe, and I am very sorry for you, the true American patriots.
It wasn't necessary. The FBI could have asked me for the combination.
They could easily guess the correct combination even if I told them the wrong number.
It's "1 2020" That's true, I won that election. Everyone is aware of it. The legislators in the states that I lost weren't able to just ignore the larger number of Biden ballots cast and declare me the winner.
This is even worse. The president's right to treat national secrets as their own private property has not been violated by any other president.
Rick Scott is a good guy who knows more about Medicare than Jesse James.
Scott thought about the Gestapo and how they went after people.
One side had the Nazis hauling millions of people to extermination camps based on their ethnicity, and the other had the U.S. Department of Justice cracking down on a year-long violation of national security.
It was a perfect comparison, Scott. Thanks for that historical perspective.
This is all Hillary Clintons fault.
If she didn't put government emails on her private server, I wouldn't have signed a law to make it a crime to steal government information.
The maximum prison time was increased from one year to five years.
In my administration, I will enforce all laws regarding the protection of classified information. Everyone will be following the law.
I was not talking about me. You can be certain that I am. The fake news doesn't give you that information.
My attempts to "lock her up" were never meant to be used against me. It would be unfair and un- American.
Mike Pence is so weak that he is with me on this.
The FBI raid hurts Americans' faith in the justice system, according to Vice President Mike Pence.
If anyone knows how to undermine, it's Pence.
Way to stay in there. You are doing your part to rope in my supporters by joining other Republicans who are doing their part to make law enforcement feel less safe.
I believe the FBI may have been up to no good during the raid.
Everyone was asked to leave the premises, they wanted to be left alone, without any witnesses to see what they were doing. They insisted on having nobody watch them.
I don't count my two lawyers who were there during the raid to make sure that nobody touched the oil paint portrait of me in tennis whites.
The FBI planted evidence against me at Mar-a-Lago. I hear that. The people are saying something.
The boat dock that the Town of Palm Beach has failed to grant me is the one I will need to get to Mar-a-Lago.
Should we have to make a speedboat exit from Mar-a-Lago during an FBI raid, the boat dock will be crucial to my and my family's safety.
There is no way of knowing what evidence the FBI planted at Mar-a-Lago during their raid.
When I return to Florida, the agents are likely to show up again. I might have to leave Mar-a-Lago by a perfectly legal water exit if that is the case.
It won't be cheap to get the dock. It will need to be built in a way that complies with the architectural review standards.
This will add to your yearly dues. The year will be expensive for club members.
You can thank the FBI and the Department of Injustice.
We have to take action or we will wake up one day and discover we don't have a country club.
You can see the invoice.
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Donald Trump will make a lot of money from the FBI search of Mar-a-Lago.
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