A golfer has to take a blood oath on their mother's grave and stab a doll of Greg Norman for me to believe that they are still on the PGA Tour. My hopes weren't high for the young Australian who just won the Open Championship when he responded to a reporter's question about the Saudi tour by acting incredulous and saying "I just won the British Open and you're asking about that?" I don't think that's that great.
Norman was watching the presser and nodding as he poured vodka in a glass. If Smith and the Shark are correct, the 28-year-old No. 2 golfer is also leaving.
Percy said in an interview that they were gone.
I don't know if we will do without his six wins on thePGA Tour. Smith hurts more than Leishman does. He was one of the easiest players to root for.
Smith has seven top 10 finishes this year with three wins, including the Players Championship and the Open. Even though he missed the cut at the US Open, it was seen as a disappointment because he finished third at the Masters.
One of the next tournaments is the FedEx Cup, which is currently being sued by players for the right to play in.
Two groups of old, rich white guys beating each other with lawyers and rubber mallets makes watching golf more exciting than the lawsuit. In the back-and-forth, the PGA is arguing about whether Davis Love III qualifies as a tour rep, while Norman and the other players try to get him to join the tour. It is as stupid as it sounds.
Even if the FedEx Cup isn't a major, it's a popular tournament because of the payouts. The absence of Smith would be felt. I dump Smith because taking cash dripping with blood is a deal-breaker. All the fun of a rising talent is quashed by a bunch of fat guys.
Smith has a general aesthetic that isn't for me, but I'm not a fan of his charisma. I didn't think that hairstyle would come back after Joe Dirt. The joke was lost in translation.
David Spade was able to conjure up that endearing ignorance during the best movie of his career, but he didn't feature Chris Farley. Smith makes the game look easy, which is appealing in a sport like golf. People who are turned off by the Saudi tour now see that as a change in view.
They will have a golfer without principles for every generation if Smith joins. The older crowd dislikes taxes more than vaccines. He brought his trophy wife to hang out with Donald Trump so they could joke about her blowjob skills when she went to the bathroom. Smith is the face of the younger generation whose actions are never their fault because of the amount of shit they swim in.
The Australian was asked more about the Saudi tour after his Open win, and said he has people who are worried about the business side of the game.
I don't know what you mean. I'm here to win golf tournaments and my team is worried about that.
Direct all hate mail to your boss. This is the world you live in and it wasn't your choice. Okay, man.
It is rare for a golfer to come across as someone you wouldn't want to hit with a sandwich. I don't want to rub mayonnaise and chicken of the sea in his face. If he defects, I'll do it.