The moment of pure, uncut schadenfreude sees Bankston reveal that Jones' lawyer had made a mistake and sent along two years of Jones' cell phone history. Jones tried to wriggle out of his admission that he had lied under oath.
There are several moments in the above video that show Jones realizing how badly he has messed up. Bankston chuckled when Jones said he had a nice trick. Jones called the reveal Bankston's "Perry Mason moment" Jones has to confirm that he occasionally sends emails after staring at one of his own printed-out emails. There is a simple question, "You know what perjury is, right?" and Jones squinting and gesticulating frantically as he tries to explain he is not a tech guy.
The long time conspiracy theorist, grifter, and archenemy of both globalists and shirts has given us big legal self owns before, most notably when he had to defend himself through statements that his fight against dark satanic plots has actually just been part of him.
Jones' perjury admission stands out in the hall of fame for his most boneheaded moments.
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