Nothing Is Going to Stop This Mario Kart Go-Kart From Being My Next Car

There is only room in my heart for one racing game, which is Mario Kart, and soon there will be room in my garage for one car.

This go-kart doesn't come with all of the features and functions of the Mario Kart games, so before you get too excited, know that. If you drive it into the water, it won't turn into a submarine. You will plummet to a death if you drive it off a cliff. There are no shells or oil slicks that you can use to take out other cars on the road.

It's a kid's toy designed to look like Mario's standard kart option, with three forward- driving speeds and a top speed of around 8MPH, although mushrooms could make it feel like you're driving faster that that. The plastic wheels are great for drifting around corners because they don't give much grip for quick accelerations.

The Mario Kart 24V Ride-on Racer has a lot of sound effects from the games, and while it is officially listed for drivers 3 years and up, the seat is adjusted so that it grows with the driver. It can keep growing for a driver in their early 30s who doesn't have the budget for a full-size electric car but still needs a reliable daily commute.